by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017
The passing of flatulence while standing at a urinal taking a piss. Typically done with one hand on the cock and the other arm extended against the wall for support.
I was taking a dump today and I don't know who walked in and did the Gentleman's Release but it sounded really wet.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires tremendous, initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a relatively smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from dehydration and poor fiber intake.
After a long weekend of binge drinking, Carl woke up on Monday morning suffering from the worst stomach ache. He went to evacuate his bowels and found himself Dropping an Eggplant. After several minutes of intense puckering and release actions of his sphincter, he finally achieved release.
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2018
Rachel is a breeding pig. If you want it, it’s yours for the asking. She’ll even tag team if you want. Just pull back the fat folds and find the holes.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
To carry food in the digestive system during the period from consumption of the food to the delivery of the turd through defecation.
Howard is proud of his regularity. He consumes a high fiber diet and enjoys a normal Turdulargestation cycle.
by Eaton Holgoode July 02, 2009
Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.
I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.
Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018