Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Truffle Oven 

The asshole. The bunghole. The anus.

I was stoking Rachel’s truffle oven last night.

I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.

My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.

Truffle Oven by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Breakfast Sammy 

When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.

Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?

Breakfast Sammy by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Hamburger Ring

When you tear up your old lady’s anal o-ring real good and raw from vigorous anal sex.

Rachel had to sit on a donut pad for a few days after I have her the hamburger ring.

The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.

Hamburger Ring by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

English Tea Biscuit 

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.

Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.

English Tea Biscuit by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Granny Scarf

During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.

Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.

Granny Scarf by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018

Hot Rotch 

Post sex pussy smells. Smells will vary. If it smelt rotten in the first place, sexual activity will only intensify a rotten crotch. Use of lubes, gels and creams often create a medicinal stank. Use of an umbrella aka condem creates a sweaty, rubbery, latex odor.

I left Rachel quivering in a pool of squirt and semen but with one rank hot rotch. Bish need a shower.

Hot Rotch by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018

Itchy Tits

A state of excitement or arousal.

Just got paid. I’m all itchy tits and ready to go.

I’m all itchy tits for thanksgiving. Yes. Me too.

Itchy Tits by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018