1984 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
A beautifully skin tone blended and bleached balloon knot. No brown round. Perfectly blended and of porn star quality.
The Anus.
The Anus.
Rachel went to the med spa today. When she returned home, her old rusty sheriff’s badge had been transformed into a a beautiful pink knot of Stormy Daniel’s quality no less.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
The promptly tied, mess avoiding, knot made at the open end of a sperm filled condom. The knot is tied quickly upon withdrawal and unsheathing the penis to avoid any leakage of errant cum.
After nutting up full the reservoir end of his lamb skin sheath, Dan quickly pulled out and secured his load with a Fisherman's Knot.
by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015
The euphoric and sexually aroused mental state suffered by an otherwise useless attorney that has finally accomplished a court victory and favorable jury verdict for a client.
Michael was just another useless attorney until he finally won a million dollar jury verdict for his client. Michael walked around for two weeks thereafter with a severe case of Verdigasm.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018
When she won’t give up the pussy for one reason or another but offers a gratuitous hand job to give your aching nuts some relief.
Rachel had such a heavy flow this month she wouldn’t have sex so she gave me a courtesy wank.
Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.
Her nasty yeast infection earned me several days of courtesy wanks.
by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018
A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.
Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Rachel is a Porkopotamus.
I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.
I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018