Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Manual Stimulation

To masturbate oneself. To fondle one's own genitals to stimulate or fondle to a point of climax or orgasm with one's hand or other device.

While Sandy loves her sex life with her boyfriend Carl, nothing makes her orgasm better than her own Manual Stimulation. She loves to work her bean between her thumb and forefinger until she cums.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Wank n’ Spank

When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.

I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

Michelangelo's Canvas

A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.

Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.

by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009

Bavarian Blitzer

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.

Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

English Tea Biscuit

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.

Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Curtain Pullback

When the labia is so meaty and dangly that those meat curtains are grasped, one in each hand, and stretched and pulled to the left and right like a set of stage curtains opening the stage for sexual play. The opening act is typically a spirited round of cunnilingus.

Rachel did the old curtain pullback for me last night so I buried my face and nose all up in there for an hour.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Sugar Fuzz

Small ring of peach fuzz like hair around the rim of the anus.

I love the aroma of Rachel’s sugar fuzz.

I rarely get any dingleberries. I only have a little sugar fuzz.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018