by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018
Smacking your girl in the face repeatedly with your stiff, rigid penis. Typically performed for her pleasure prior to oral sex.
I gave Rachel the blue vein beatdown last night before she sucked me off.
As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.
As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.
Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.
I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018
Dude I would love to hit your mother’s mombeav.
I saw my mother’s mombeav last night. She’s shaved.
That milf has a hairy mombeav. I’d like to sniff it.
I saw my mother’s mombeav last night. She’s shaved.
That milf has a hairy mombeav. I’d like to sniff it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
My roommate was two stepping a little too much with my girl tonight so I dropped a Texas boot snake in his brand new Tony Lama’s.
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018
Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015