Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2017
I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.
Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.
Ashley gots the muffery.
Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.
Ashley gots the muffery.
by Eaton Holgoode December 30, 2017
When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
Rachel bent over and all I saw was her drippy lips.
Her drippy lips were showing through her yoga pants.
Her drippy lips were showing through her yoga pants.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018
The period of time that it takes to get a nasty whore warmed back up ready to bang the next guy after taking a break in between sex with multiple partners.
Walter: Dude, come in here and bang Cathy. It's your turn. Howard finished about 10 minutes ago.
Clarence: Is she ready to go?
Walter: Oh yea she is Warming The Leftovers.
Clarence: Is she ready to go?
Walter: Oh yea she is Warming The Leftovers.
by Eaton Holgoode June 25, 2009