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Beavarrhea

Vaginal discharge of a dirty prostitute or your average street walking whore. Generally of the ripe, pungent and smegma like variety.
She dropped her panties yo and there were beavarrhea stains. The smell quickly followed. I was gagging braaaaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2017
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Truck Stopped

Visiting a truck stop restroom to use the facility and agreeing to be rectally violated by a big, burly trucker.
Dan: Hey Joe. What's with Steve? He seems a little dazed since you all got back from your road trip. And he's walking funny.

Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.
by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015
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Grunt Nugget

Another term for feces. A dump. However, grunt nuggets are often of a small, multiple round variety.
Wow braaaahhhh. My ass hole is sore. I just birthed a dozen grunt nuggets. I need to get hydrated more.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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Dropping Potatoes

I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018
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Yank Job

A very vigorous hand job. Typically dry, without lube, and rough yanking and tugging on the cock n balls.
That dirty prostitute changes $5 for a yank job.

My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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Scat Chat

Caught up with a number of friends last night. Did about a half hour of scat chat.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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Curtain Pullback

When the labia is so meaty and dangly that those meat curtains are grasped, one in each hand, and stretched and pulled to the left and right like a set of stage curtains opening the stage for sexual play. The opening act is typically a spirited round of cunnilingus.
Rachel did the old curtain pullback for me last night so I buried my face and nose all up in there for an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
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