Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Batting Glove
A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.
Batting Glove by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
Frozen Food Nubbies
The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.
Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!
Frozen Food Nubbies by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
Vanilla Push Pop
The uncircumsized penis of a caucasion male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.
Doug picked up a chick at the bar and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Vanilla Push Pop until he blew his load.
Vanilla Push Pop by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
Chocolate Push Pop
The uncircumsized penis of an African American male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.
Jeff picked up a chick at the club and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Chocolate Push Pop until he blew his load.
Chocolate Push Pop by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
Salt Gravy
Hey dude, your new girlfriend is hot. Does she give you head? Hell yes! Not only does he give good head, she loves to swallow up the Salt Gravy as well. Lucky you!
Salt Gravy by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
Creamy Tuna Surprise
A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.
Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?
Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.
Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?
Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!
Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.
Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?
Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!
Creamy Tuna Surprise by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
Fur Trading
The act itself when a slutty, whore female uses her pussy to obtain material items such as money, cars, free rent, vacations, etc. She trades her vagina to well off and/or just generally desperate men willing to compensate for their inadequacies through trade of material possessions for sex. See Sugar Baby and Sugar Daddy.
Rico: Hey Dude! Have you met that new girl Tonya?
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!
Fur Trading by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009