Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.
I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Pullin' Skins

When two dudes get together and decide to give themselves a mutual wank. Generally, performed out of sheer boredom. However, Pullin' Skins may apply to any situation involving two or more males jacking off together.
Roger and Carl became bored after watching episodes of Game of Thrones so they decided to liven things up and started Pullin' Skins.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2015
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Ass Gruff

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.
I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017
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Crung Hole

A crusty bung hole. Dirty, crusty and sweaty. In desperate need for some sanitary cleaning.
Her crung hole reeks.

I smell crung hole. Someone needs to shower.

I thought sniffing her panties was a good idea until I inhaled crung hole.

I banged that homeless chick like a dog and all I kept getting was whiffs of her crung hole as I pumped.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
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Glazed Up

Leaving ya girl cum covered or cum filled.
Yo brooohh. Where's Manda?
She's in the bathroom Yo! Just did the nasty and she's a little Glazed Up.
You da man braaaaahhh!
by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016
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Rav-vag

To go ravenous on the vagina during oral sex. To eat her pussy out in a voracious manner as if your are starving and haven’t eaten in days.
I went all rav-vag last night on Rachel. She came three times.

I love it whe he eats me out rav-vag style.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
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Hind Rip

An anal fissure resulting from aggressive and pillaging anal sex.

May also occur from constipation and straining from trying to pass a packed, hard stool.
I have to take Rachel to the doctor today. Anal got a little out of control last night and she’s got a hind rip.

Pretty sure I got a hind rip after passing that mammoth turd this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
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