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She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.
I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
Get the Bean Burrito mug.The act of being a total slob. Or, may also describe a state of having excessive amounts of saliva aka slobber.
I can barely walk into my apartment anymore. My roommate’s slobbery is out of control.
The smell of that barbecue is causing me a lot of slobbery. I’m starving.
The smell of that barbecue is causing me a lot of slobbery. I’m starving.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
Get the Slobbery mug.I gave Rachel’s left cheek a pearl coat.
I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.
I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.
I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.
I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
Get the Pearl Coat mug.1. The extra plate, container or basket provided when dining on ribs to place your gnawed, meatless bones in after consuming great BBQ ribs.
2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.
3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.
3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
1. Roger went to the rib festival and they gave him a bone basket.
2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.
3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.
3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
Get the Bone Basket mug.When you take shots of scotch, preferably Chivas Regal, and tongue punch your old lady’s fart box at the same time.
I was half drunk last night giving the old lady a crevice regal. She likes that scotchy sting on her brown button.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
Get the Crevice Regal mug.Another, less prurient, name for the male cock, penis, member, knob, rod, stiffy. Often referred to as an Engorged Fuck Knob when fully erect and rigid.
Kara loved to give head. She loved nothing more than to inhale her boyfriend's engorged Fuck Knob and suck him to completion.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Get the Fuck Knob mug.When you push the weights just a little too hard for that gain and soil a little skid dribble in your shorts. Protein shakes are a notorious source for gym dribbles.
Holy shite! I just blew gym dribbles with that last set. I need to run to the locker room and do a quick wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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