Eaton Holgoode's definitions
I was pumping that shit hard but my dick slipped out and I popped her backtang.
She likes me to finger to backtang a lil’ bit.
She likes me to finger to backtang a lil’ bit.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Backtangmug. I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.
Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.
I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.
Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.
I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
Get the Stiff Richmug. A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.
My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.
After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.
I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.
After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.
I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Hot Smearmug. A submissive male or female that submits to prolonged insertion of a butt plug. Usually required by their Dom to keep it inserted for hours at a time.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Corkettemug. A panty sniffer. An individual that gets off sniffing the gusset of a female’s worn underwear. Akin to an old hound dog sniffing undies.
Often found lurking in communal laundry facilities and public laundry mats. Others may be invited house guests with this unknown fetish that discreetly rummage your laundry basket.
Often found lurking in communal laundry facilities and public laundry mats. Others may be invited house guests with this unknown fetish that discreetly rummage your laundry basket.
My ex is a gusset hound.
I caught my uncle in my laundry basket. I think he’s a gusset hound.
I make extra money selling my worn panties online. I can’t believe there are so many gusset hounds.
I caught my uncle in my laundry basket. I think he’s a gusset hound.
I make extra money selling my worn panties online. I can’t believe there are so many gusset hounds.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Get the Gusset Houndmug. A used, crumpled toilet paper wad with feces on it that is strategically placed upon the upper left or right front of someone's shirt utilizing the feces to adhere the wad to the shirt or blouse resulting in the appearance of a corsage made of toilet paper.
Rather than wearing a traditional flower corsage, Chris decided to be different and his friend adorned him with a Peanut N Corn Corsage for his wedding ceremony.
by Eaton Holgoode July 19, 2006
Get the Peanut N Corn Corsagemug. To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015
Get the Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrettemug.