I was sucking his beef poppers. What a mouthful.
I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.
I could feel his beef poppers smacking against my arse as he hit it from behind.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2018
This bar is full of Spacey cadets.
This acting class is great. But I don’t want to be a spacey cadet.
This acting class is great. But I don’t want to be a spacey cadet.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017
When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girl’s body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.
Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.
I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.
I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.
by Eaton Holgoode December 02, 2017
When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.
In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2015
Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.
by Eaton Holgoode August 13, 2015
I’ll be back. I need a little quick wrist. This day is getting to me.
I’m gonna pick up a prostitute tonight on the way home for a little quick wrist.
Your mum gave me a quick wrist last night while you were asleep.
My uncle asked me if I wanted to see his quick wrist. Boy was that different.
I’m gonna pick up a prostitute tonight on the way home for a little quick wrist.
Your mum gave me a quick wrist last night while you were asleep.
My uncle asked me if I wanted to see his quick wrist. Boy was that different.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018