Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

Fuzzy Mimosa

A hairy, but absolutely wonderfully tight and warm, female vagina.

I fingered Sandy's fuzzy mimosa last night. She was so tight and wet. She was flopping around and squirting like a porn star.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Drip Stick

A male with a sexually transmitted disease known to have promiscuous, unprotected sex with no regard for spreading their nasty infections to others.

You had sex with Roger? Wow. You know he's a drip stick. You might as well head to the clinic now before you start to itch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

The Lab

Slang for the Labia. The pussy.

Carl couldn't wait to get him and see his girlfriend and pound the lab.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Dijon Dick

A cock that tastes a little too tangy. A dirty dick unwashed from sweat and filth or carrying the remnants of a sexual encounter with a different partner.

Carol suspects I'm getting booty on the side now. I didn't have time to shower when I got home from banging Dana last night and well.......she got a little Dijon Dick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Deli at the Y

A meaty pussy. A chick with extra meaty pussy lips. Thick vertical bacon.

Rachel is coming over. I’ll be eating at the deli at the y tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Gentleman's Necktie

A cock ring, constrictor band or other device used to squeeze the penis to engorge it.

Sheena loved getting Carl's engorged cock after he slipped on a Gentleman's Necktie.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015