Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Rubbing One Up
The same as rubbing one out which is simply masturbation. However, Rubbing On Up is exclusive to male masturbation and accentuates the process vs. the end result.
Rubbing One Up by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009
Slurpy Top Hat
When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.
Slurpy Top Hat by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009
Knob and Knuckle
A sexual act performed by a male/female couple and a third which can be male or female. The couple prepare for sex in the doggie styleposition. The third party then cups the male's balls in the palm of their hand and extends their middle finger out and along and against the bottom of the male's cock. The male then proceeds to enter the vagina filling her with both his cock and finger of their partner at the same time. Thus giving her a satisfying knob and knuckle.
Joey and Sasha had a threeway with their firend Lou. She was most satisfied when Lou and Joey gave her a Knob and Knuckle.
Knob and Knuckle by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009
Shit Vapors
Shit Vapors may be used simply as another name for passing gas, having the farts, breaking wind.
Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.
Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.
Example 1: Dude, beware. I ate at Taco Bell last night. I am cranking out some serious Shit Vapors today.
Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.
Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.
Shit Vapors by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
Turdulargestation
To carry food in the digestive system during the period from consumption of the food to the delivery of the turd through defecation.
Howard is proud of his regularity. He consumes a high fiber diet and enjoys a normal Turdulargestation cycle.
Turdulargestation by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
Working Up A Penrose
A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.
Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.
Working Up A Penrose by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
Magic Bean
Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.
Magic Bean by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009