Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A smarmy, vermin infested district called Washington, D.C. made up of crooks, soul selling lobbyists, unethical bureaucrats and dirty rotten elected politicians that serve themselves and steal your hard earned money under the guise of taxes.
Will be on vacation this summer. Going to the U.S. Crapital. Want to teach our children what a shithole really is.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
Get the U.S. Crapitalmug. When your old lady’s ass is worn out and beat up from too much anal and all them hemorrhoids look like a field of purple clover down there.
Rachel’s ass has been so vigorously anal sexed it’s a field of purple clover. She gonna need surgery on them piles.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Get the Purple Clovermug. Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Ham Watermug. The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.
Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
Get the Sheet Buttermug. Extremely saggy, thin tits on a younger female. The kind expected on one’s gammy or other geriatric female. Resemble baseballs hanging down in tube socks.
Sabby is smokin hot but she got the gammy tits Braaaahhh. She took that bra off and bam down to her waist they fell.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
Get the Gammy Titsmug. When a male or female takes a male's balls and ball sack into their mouth while the mouth is also partially filled with a warm liquid of choice. Generally performed with warm water or English Tea but any warm beverage will suffice. The feeling produced is a warm, steamy feeling on the balls and scrotum akin to the warmth of Chinese dumplings sitting in a bamboo steamer.
Tonya filled her mouth with a little warm water then gingerly inhaled her boyfriend's dangling, hanging ball sack. The frothy warm water on his sack was stimulating and he told her she gives the best dumpling steamer.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015
Get the Dumpling Steamermug. The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.
Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Get the Rapid Deploymentmug.