Bob Uptown

A discreet expression to announce you are cruising the intercity streets for a hooker for a knob bobbing blow job.

Dude lets go shoot pool.

Not tonight braaaahh. I'm going to see Bob Uptown.

by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2017

Root Ring

1. A thick, meaty band of skin around the base of a circumcised male's penile bell end.

2. A cock ring, constriction band or other ring pleasure device used to engorge and stimulate the male penis.

Sandy prefers circumcised men but always enjoys finding a male with a meaty root ring around the head.

Roger enjoys the extra staying power he has while wearing his leather root ring during sex.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Dunk Nuggets

Stuffing the testicles into the vagina during sexual intercourse. Requires a very skilled hand, or the help of a third party and an accommodating vagina.

Rachel was really wet and loose so I decided to give her the dunk nuggets. Thanks to the help of her sister, with a push of a finger, both nuts popped right in.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Putty Pocket

The asshole. The rectum. The bunghole.

She was massaging my prostate and her finger was deep in my putty pocket.

I was pounding Rachel’s putty pocket last night.

I just took a huge shit and my putty pocket is killing me.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Dry Mop

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.

Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2016

Musty Waff

When you let out a fart that, while not loud or seemingly harmful, produces an extremely noxious odor similar to the smell of cat shit mixed with mothballs.

David crop dusted a group of girls that were seated in the Food Court at the mall. Although he figured it would smell, he did realize that he cut a Musty Waff until he turned around and all of the girls were gagging and choking.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Head Popping

Repeatedly inserting the head, and only the head, of the penis in and out of the anal or vaginal opening.

I was head popping Rachel’s little brown donut last night.

I can make Rachel cum by head popping her tight pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode April 02, 2018