Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Pinkuns 

Pink nipples. Pink areolas.

Has she got brownuns or pinkuns? Who Rachel? She gots pinkuns. They nice.

Pinkuns by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Glaze the Biscuits 

Busting a thick nut on a chick’s big old titties.

I’m gonna glaze the biscuits when Rachel gets home. I haven’t nutted for three weeks. She’s in for some ropes tonight.

Glaze the Biscuits by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Dirty Little Slapper 

A slut. A whore.

Rachel is a dirty little slapper. She’ll sleep with anyone.

Dirty Little Slapper by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Tag Team Champion 

A female that can taken two or more dicks at one time like a champ.

Rachel is a true tag team champion.

Tag Team Champion by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Pink Mushroom 

The penile bellend. The mushroom cap head of a pretty pink penis.

Rachel licked my pink mushroom clean of nut last night.

My pink mushroom is engorged.

Pink Mushroom by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Berry Wool 

The wooly hair around the anus that is susceptible to dingleberries.

Her berry wool was riddled with knots.

She reached around to her anus in the shower and started plucking the dingleberries from her berry wool.

Berry Wool by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Fuck-Fungus 

A sexually transmitted disease.

That prostitute gave me a fuck-fungus that took three rounds of antibiotics to cure.

I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.

Fuck-Fungus by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018