A bowel movement that comes on so fast, so strong, with lightning precision that it forces an immediate surrender and release.
I ate two dozen wings and by half time, it was shatzkrieg. That toilet was wrecked. Couldn’t get there quick enough to get relief.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
A female that masturbates on camera. Usually as a secondary source of income to support a drug habit.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Explosive diarrhea commencing shortly after over indulgence in what is later determined to be bad, tainted sushi. The speed and precision of being able to drop one's ass on the toilet rim in time determines successful release or a disastrous landing.
Carl ate two dragon rolls at Wong's House of Sushi and within the hour, he was doing an asiana tail drop.
by Eaton Holgoode October 29, 2015
To attend a house party and have sexual intercourse with as many female party goers as possible without washing off the penis and ball sack in between the different sex partners.
Roger went to his friend Carl's house party on Saturday. Roger did a little Norwegian Salmon Fishing and hooked up with eight different girls before the party ended. When he got back home, his girlfriend gave him a sloppy blow job whereby she commented that his cock usually didn't taste as tangy as it did tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2015
When a black dress sock is used as your cum rag aka gak towel to wipe and clean up sex juices and fluids.
That high priced Call girl didn’t have a cum rag so had to clean up with a spitz rag. I only had one sock on when I went back to work.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
When one has taken multiple loads of jizz in their anal cavity from one or more partner’s during the course of a day or evening. A connotation of being a hungry bottom and promiscuous anal sex fiend.
Frank is a juice bottom.
I hooked up with Rachel late last night. She served me up a juice bottom. So I must have been third or forth of the night.
I hooked up with Rachel late last night. She served me up a juice bottom. So I must have been third or forth of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
This skrug is killing me. I need to cut it out.
I saw multiple skrugs in Rachel’s ass when I was hitting it from behind.
I saw multiple skrugs in Rachel’s ass when I was hitting it from behind.
by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018