Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Denim Loaf is experienced when a male, with small, medium or large endowment, wears jeans that are extremely tight. The penis is engulfed by tight denim and projects a round, loaf like, appearance of the member. The Denim Loaf may extend directly to the left or right of the fly of the jeans or, depending upon penis positioning, to the upper or lower left or upper or lower right area of the fly.
It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.
It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.
It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.
It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.
It was Friday evening and Steven was going out for a night on the town. Hoping for the chance to hook up, he put on his trusty, worn, faded and too tight jeans and positioned his Denim Loaf in the upper right quadrant of his fly area. He was ready to hit the town.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Get the Denim Loafmug. I wouldn't call that escort service braaaaaaahhhh. The last three hook ups I've had left me with rotch knob. It took days to wash it away.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
Get the Rotch Knobmug. Rachel is a lil’ squealer. I was banging her like a dog in the kitchen and she woke my mom. She sounds like a pig in heat.
I’d like to meet my neighbor. I can tell though these walls she’s a lil’ squealer.
I knew I could bang Jed’s ass cause he’s a man whore. What I didn’t know is he’s a lil’ squealer.
I’d like to meet my neighbor. I can tell though these walls she’s a lil’ squealer.
I knew I could bang Jed’s ass cause he’s a man whore. What I didn’t know is he’s a lil’ squealer.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
Get the Lil’ Squealermug. by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Chubdalemug. The act of picking, scratching or fingering one's asshole with one or more bare fingers for purposes unrelated to sexual pleasure. Performed generally to satisfy an itchy ass condition or addressing further cleaning after causing butt rot. Doing a Raw Dig can result in nail conditions similar to Farmer's Nail.
Roger took a huge shit prior to his daily 5 mile run. About a mile into his run his ass began to burn and itch from his obviously poor wipe job which resulted in a severe case of butt rot. Being far from a restroom, Roger had no choice but to Raw Dig it with his index finger to relieve his burning oring.
by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2015
Get the Raw Digmug. A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.
Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
Get the Working Up A Penrosemug. by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
Get the Defecuntmug.