Turkey Day Gobbler

When you get a blow job to completion by your partner on Thanksgiving.

Rachel took every drop this year when I got my turkey day gobbler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Skunk Titties

When a female’s armpits reek so fuckin bad her tits stink.

I was having sex with this ho I picked up and she has the skunk titties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017

Grunt Fruit

Shit aka turds. Feces/Defecation.

I'll be right back. Need to replenish the bowl full of grunt fruit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Pink Sock Block

When you pink socked your girl’s ass so bad during first time anal she blocks your cock from getting anywhere near her brown button ever again.

I thought Rachel loved anal sex the other night the way she was screaming but tonight I got pink sock blocked so I’m done.

by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018

Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.

The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2018

Anal Lease

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017

Dry shit

Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.

I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018