Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Jizzbrella 

The Jizzbrella is a group sexual activity and is a variant of a traditional bukkake. The Jizzbrella is customarily performed by a group of men on one to two females or a group of men on one to two males. The hallmark of the Jizzbrella is it's reference to jizz and brella meaning umbrella. In the act, one or two women or men center themselves on their knees and are then surrounded by a group of males. The number of men is unlimited. To simulate the umbrella effect, the one or two individuals in the middle then dawn shower caps over their heads ensuring that they are extended out around their heads as umbrella like as possible. The activity then commences to music to the best known 1952 musical film Singin' in the Rain in which Gene Kelly memorably danced to the song while splashing through puddles during a rainstorm. The circled males commence masturbation and one by one or multiples at a time, drop their jizz onto the participants' shower caps creating a deluge of semen that runs down the cap. When complete, there are puddles of semen around the floor and may be danced and played in for theatrical effect.

Rodney and Howard surprised their girlfriends by setting up a group sex event for them at a local hotel. After calling room service for some additional shower caps, the girls were encircled by a group of jizz loaded males who released their loads all over their caps creating a semen monsoon all to the happy soundtrack to Singing in the Rain. It was the best Jizzbrella the two had ever participated in.

Jizzbrella by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2014

Creamy Smile 

A Creamy Smile is a gesture of satisfaction and gratitude. A Creamy Smile is comprised of the display of happiness and satisfaction through facial gesture and the spoken word of the giver of fellatio to the receiver of fellatio when the nut has been busted. A Creamy Smile may be displayed by a female or male fellatio performer. After providing thorough and complete fellatio, and the female or male giver has received an oral creampie, the giver looks up at the receiver, usually with still some remaining chincicle, and displays a glowing, ear to ear smile of satisfaction and says "Thanks for the feeding" or some other verbiage that references the hot meal they have just been fed. It is only courteous and proper manners that the giver provides a Creamy Smile to the receiver.

Curt: How as your date with Ramona last night Bro!
Denzel: It was a blast, yo! Literally.
Curt: How?
Denzel: She worked my knob over good giving me the best blow job I have ever had.

Curt: Did she like it?
Denzel: Helllzzz yea Bra!!!!! Blew my gobbling goo and she had it all over. But knew she was happy cause I got dat Creamy Smile when she was done!
Curt: That is sweeeeet Bro! Her momma taught her some proper manners!

Creamy Smile by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014

Bone Meal

Bone Meal is the slang version for blissfully feeding (inserting) your engorged, throbbing, veiny member to the inviting, gaping and willing open mouth of your sexual partner (male or female) to perform fellatio.

Stan: I can't wait to get home tonight Bro!!
Carl: Why what's happening?
Stan: Carla called me and said she's ready for some Bone Meal tonight!
Carl: Sweeet Brahhhh! Make sure she gives you a Creamy Smile after the delivery!

Bone Meal by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014

Cloaked Meat 

Cloaked Meat is a situational condition that impacts those who consider themselves to be vegan, vegetarian or simply do not eat animal meat products. Cloaked Meat is when an animal meat product is either purposely or accidently placed into a food entree to be served and eaten by a non-meat eater. Cloaked Meat is most often, but not always, discovered in wraps and sandwiches that are marked as meatless or vegetarian found at catered lunch meetings and functions. The meat is considered Cloaked due to the fact that it is not readily visible to the eye and is often buried under lettuce and other customary sandwich fixings. Even more difficult to spot is Cloaked Meat in baked and cooked entrees. Cloaked Meat is usually only discovered once bitten into and most often, when already swallowed. Depending upon aversion to meat products, Cloaked Meat can result in nausea, vomiting, stomach ache and in extreme instances, massive, explosive diarrhea.

Roxy attended the office's get together for Henry's pending retirement. The company provided a lovely catered lunch which included sandwiches and wraps from a local deli. Roxy selected the sandwich marked "vegetarian wrap" since she is averse to eating animal meat products. Halfway through her sandwich and during a mid-chew and swallow, Roxy discovered that there was Cloaked Meat. Within minutes, Roxy was overwhelmed with nausea and had to leave the party. Within the hour, Roxy found herself running to the bathroom to avoid a shart and she subsequently expelled explosive diarrhea.

Cloaked Meat by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014

Crack A Roll 

To Crack A Roll means to have such a nasty, dirty ass from a wet, explosive shart or otherwise toothpaste turd that one uses one full roll of toitet paper and is required to crack open a second roll just to complete the clean up process.

While a big fan of Mexican food, Harold finally determined that it was time to modify his diet and intake because his explosive sharts were getting so messy that he was always having to Crack A Roll.

Crack A Roll by Eaton Holgoode March 4, 2014

Gentleman's Breakfast 

To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.

Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.

Gentleman's Breakfast by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014

Green Day 

Not to be confused with the American punk rock band formed in 1987, Green Day is the slang term used for that final stage in a head cold or sinus infection during which copious amounts of green mucous and nasty phlegm and discharge come pouring from your nasal passages, throat and lungs. Green Day's arrival is generally a sign that better days are ahead and the wretched demon virus is nearing the end of its course.

Constance was stricken with a wicked virus and her sinus was clogged for over a week. She was excited and welcomed the arrival of Green Day and she started to get some relief although it was quite phlegmy for a while.

Green Day by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2014