Fuzzy Mimosa

A hairy, but absolutely wonderfully tight and warm, female vagina.

I fingered Sandy's fuzzy mimosa last night. She was so tight and wet. She was flopping around and squirting like a porn star.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Womb Beater

A large penis that is able to pound her womb during sexual intercourse.

I gave Rachel the old womb beater last night. She was screaming “You’re wombing me! You’re wombing me!” with every delightful thrust.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Dolphin Skin

The smooth, soft labial walls of a very wet pussy.

Rachel is pure dolphin skin.

I needed no lube to hit her dolphin skin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018

Bishop

Irreverent slang for the male penis.

Mom: What are you doing in there? Open this door!
Son: Hold on!! I'm Bopping my Bishop.

Mom: Wash up when your done. It's time for dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Gentleman's Necktie

A cock ring, constrictor band or other device used to squeeze the penis to engorge it.

Sheena loved getting Carl's engorged cock after he slipped on a Gentleman's Necktie.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015

Deli at the Y

A meaty pussy. A chick with extra meaty pussy lips. Thick vertical bacon.

Rachel is coming over. I’ll be eating at the deli at the y tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

The Lab

Slang for the Labia. The pussy.

Carl couldn't wait to get him and see his girlfriend and pound the lab.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015