Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Brown Bag Special

A girl you would gladly bang provided you had a brown bag to cover up her face. Also known as a butter face.

This bar is full of brown bag specials tonight. Sheeeeshhhh!

I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Estrogenic Qualities

An emasculating reference to a male's womanly appearance, submissive sex life and performance thereof, and overall feminine qualities and traits.

Carla clearly wears the pants in the family because she does nothing but point out her husband's estrogenic qualities.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Churn the Cream

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.

Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Mung Waft

Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.

See pump and gag.

That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Back Flowing

A form of enema play and/or BDSM activity whereby an enema is administered by an individual to a willing partner. A standard, over the counter, saline solution enema with nozzle delivery system is utilized. When Back Flowing, the enema nozzle is inserted into the anus and the solution is discharged deep into the recipient's bowel for pleasure. Contrary to normal enema administration, in Back Flowing, the nozzle is not removed from the anus. The nozzle remains inserted into the rectum while the enema solution is held by the recipient. Once the recipient is ready to release or given permission to expel the contents from their body, the bowels are loosened and the solution is then forced or back flowed into the original enema solution bottle.

Frank's girlfriend was into water sports as well as some kinky BDSM involving enema play. She enjoyed the full feeling in her bowels and ultimately the release. She recently begin incorporating Back Flowing into their play. They both enjoyed watching the wet and wild outward flow.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

Flashed Credentials

Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.

Carla got laid repeatedly over summer break. She just went to the beach and flashed credentials.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

Fried Bean

The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.

I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.

Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.

That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018