Eaton Holgoode's definitions
I’ve been on the shitter most of the morning. I got bung burn.
This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.
This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Bung Burnmug. When a girl must play and listen to music while masturbating with a dildo or vibrator. Usually to muffle the sounds of her agonizing pleasure but may simply be for her love of music.
Can’t wait to get home today and enjoy a little dilharmonic.
What is up with your sister? Always playing that music in the wee hours of the morning. She is enjoying the dilharmonic.
What is up with your sister? Always playing that music in the wee hours of the morning. She is enjoying the dilharmonic.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Dilharmonicmug. I pounded her ass last night and I must say, that was one snug little pipe cutter. She was one strong clinch from pinching it right off.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017
Get the Pipe Cuttermug. That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.
I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017
Get the Grandma’s Drapesmug. When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.
Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.
I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.
My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.
I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.
My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018
Get the Hooker’s Mouthmug. A young, inexperienced girl that does not know how to give head. Provides a painful, toothy blow job experience until mentored in the proper techniques.
You get some dome last night from that hot chick braaaahh?
Yea broohhhhh. She's hot but can't suck a dick for shit. She's a bone grafter. Going to have to teach her about the lips. My Dick is raw today yo.
Yea broohhhhh. She's hot but can't suck a dick for shit. She's a bone grafter. Going to have to teach her about the lips. My Dick is raw today yo.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
Get the Bone Graftermug. Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.
I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Muff Trufflesmug.