A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.
Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.
You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!
You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018
A painful blow job that is the result of the giver incorporating too much teeth into their bobbing of the knob. This painful teething of the cock causes the male to clench their own teeth and often grimace in pain. However, the male receiving will generally endure the pain because even though it hurts, any sucking of the cock is good.
Carl's girlfriend was so inexperienced at giving head. She kept biting and teething his engorged knob. Despite the pain, he endured her Clench Job because after all, he was getting his cock sucked.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015
A wonderfuly fragrant booty hole.
The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
A flilthy, disease riddled vagina. May also refer to a filthy, disease riddled or hemorrhoid infested bunghole.
Rachel has two scabholes.
That whore had one greasy scabhole.
I had so much sex on holiday I came home with a scabhole.
That whore had one greasy scabhole.
I had so much sex on holiday I came home with a scabhole.
by Eaton Holgoode October 05, 2018
My left hand is my paddle hand.
Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.
Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.
Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.
Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
A non-discriminating, promiscuous, heavy set, slut that's more than willing, for a few drinks and maybe a cheeseburger, to dribble off her panties and spread her legs for anyone's sexual pleasure.
Dude I'm horned. I need a piece of ass bad.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
You are in luck. Tina's at the end of the bar. Buy her a couple drinks and offer to run to the McDonald's drive though and you'll get that meat platter for sure.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2015