Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Bear's Ass

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.

How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Fried Bean

The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.

I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.

Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.

That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Afghan Handy

When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.

Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Old Hot Nuts

The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.

Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Birthin’ Hips

Reference to a chick with a wide pelvis thought to be ideal for spitting out babies.

My girl’s got them birthin’ hips. She gonna be spitting out kids as soon as we ties the knot.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Warm Oyster

That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.

I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.

My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Honeysuckler

A male or female that requires a flavor enhancer to perform oral sex to mask the bodily taste. Typically chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream or other sweetener.

Tonya only sucks dick if she can cover it in Hershey’s. She’s a honeysuckler.

Your mom surprised me last night braaaaaahhh. She inhaled my sweaty balls after slickering them with strawberry sauce. Never knew she was a honeysuckler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017