Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Stroke Hole

A slut. A whore. A passed gash. A female that’s nothing more than a walking set of holes to be used for the pleasure of others.

Rachel is a stroke hole. I can’t tell you how many dudes she’s been with. It has to be in the hundreds.

I picked up a street whore last night. I needed a stroke hole and for $10 it got the job done.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Budding Nancy

A swollen and inflamed anal sphincter. Always from too much, vigorous anal sex.

She was a budding Nancy this morning after I pounded her back door.

by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2018

Tension Rod

1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.

2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.

Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.

Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.

by Eaton Holgoode September 7, 2016

Butter Worm

The post ejaculation penis withdrawn from the bung hole after anal sex.

After giving his girlfriend a good old fashioned anal pounding, Carl pulled out his Butter Worm and rubbed it on her chin.

by Eaton Holgoode March 28, 2015

Fire Juicing

Explosive diarrhea that burn's like living hell. Pure brown fire water exploding from your rectum. Usually a result of excessing drinking, overeating or irritable bowel syndrome.

Sunday morning's hangover recovery time was only interrupted by the screams of Carl's room mate Roger as he was Fire Juicing to eradicate the prior night's poison .

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Nippy Toe

When you tip toe quietly sneaking up behind your girl and your reach around and give both her nipples a pinch and a tweek yelling Nippy Toe at the same time.

Also works on moms, grandmas, aunts and female cousins if you are into that.

Roger snuck up on Rachel and gave her a Nippy Toe. He tweeked them nips so good he made em hard.

by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018

Workout Wank

When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.

I couldn’t wait to get home for my workout wank so I just pumped it in the locker room shower.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018