Knotted Up

To be unable to defecate due to being in a constipated state of existence. Suffering from severe constipation.
Roger was late to work because he spent too long on the toilet trying to heave a turd but it never released and he remained knotted up through the day.
by Eaton Holgoode November 03, 2015
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Crowded Subway

A slang reference to a female or male that is known for their promiscuos sexual activity whereby they openly and willingly allow the frequent use of their vagina and/or their anus for the sexual gratification by many different and multiple partners.
Frank: What's up Broh! What's new?
Stan: I finally got a date with Wendy that works at the Cafe on the first floor?
Frank: Are you kidding me?
Stan: Yea. Why? What's wrong?
Frank: Dude that girl is one Crowded Subway. Better wear a raincoat.
Stan: Well Sh**!
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2014
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Food Kink

Incorporating the food or foods of your choice and liking into sexual play and activity.
The office had an ice cream social and all I could think about was licking a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream off my coworker’s stomach. Gotta get my food kink under control.

Rachel introduced to me her food kink with some warm carmel and whipped cream. What a sweet pussy that was.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
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Fried Bean

The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.
I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.

Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.

That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
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Spritzing

A form of watersports. Performed by straddling a waterless bathtub and urinating on an individual laying face up in the tub.
Roger enjoyed a good spritzing. His girlfriend would straddle the tub and soak him from head to toe.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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Shorn Dog

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.
Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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Weenie Tamer

A girl or guy, your preference, that settles you into a steady monogamous relationship and you stop fucking everyone else other than them.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
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