Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Greasy Maxine

When you fart and shit a little bit.

Those prunes gave me a greasy Maxine.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2017

Summer Onions

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

Colon Birth

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.

I may need stitches after that colon birth.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

Fuzz Knot

Knotted up ass hairs or knotted pubes.

I got a fuzz knot in my ass from wiping too much.

The chick I banged last night was so hairy I left her with a pussy full of fuzz knots.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Pucker Jelly

That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.

My oring is swimming in pucker jelly. I need to shower bad.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018

Dew Hole

A very wet pussy. Primed and ready.

Oh yea baby my dew hole is ready. Gimme the D.

I slipped finger in her dew hole and could tell she was ready for some D.

I hit her dew hole from behind and slid right in.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Red Jimmy

An engorged, raging hard on. The turgid state of a Thin Jimmy.

My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.

My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.

Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018