Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Fresh Bobber
To obtain a full on erection or a semi induced from a an otherwise non-sexual back rub from your grandma, aunt or cousin. Usually occurs at holiday family gatherings and results in sporting a pup tent and having wait to return to a flaccid state before moving around.
Steven was getting a back rub from his cousin Sarah when they were summoned to the table for dinner. Sarah left immediately but Steven sat around for a few minutes because he needed to rid himself of the Fresh Bobber.
Fresh Bobber by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015
Meat Saw
Carl: Hey braaaaahh. What happened to you last night on the way home?
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.
Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.
Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.
Carl: Sweeet!
Roger: I stopped along the trail and picked up a nasty ho for quick blow.
Carl: And?
Roger: That bitch was a Meat Saw. Teeth bout cut my dick off. Rather had a Hot Gummy.
Carl: Did you pay her?
Roger: Hell no. I nutted her hair and kicked her out.
Carl: Sweeet!
Meat Saw by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015
Gentleman's Necktie
Gentleman's Necktie by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015
Fizzy Gummy
A blowjob given by a toothless hooker whereby he or she places an Efferdent tablet, an Alka Seltzer or some other effervescent product in their mouth creating a bubbly, fizzy and smooth feeling experience.
Dan picked up a toothless crack whore on the way home from the office for a quick blowjob. Expecting the same old he was pleasantly surprised when she popped an Alka Seltzer in her mouth and gave him a Fizzy Gummy. He threw in an extra dollar tip for a job well done.
Fizzy Gummy by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2015
Indentured Servant
A submissive, toothless but otherwise denture wearing, geriatric female that willingly submits to her Dom by performing sloppy, wet, toothless head aka Hot Gummy or Underwater Gummy.
Frank's volunteer work at the local geriatric center and swim complex enabled him to regularly satisfy his need for Dom/Sub relationships and feed his penchant for toothless head from a number of indentured servants.
Indentured Servant by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015
Winter Granny Handy
A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.
Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.
Winter Granny Handy by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015
Silk Stocking
After hours of plundering anal sex, Roger told his girlfriend to go peek at her ass in the mirror as she was now sporting a lovely silk stocking dangling between her ass cheeks.
Silk Stocking by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2015