Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2018
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Butt Bobbing

Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.
I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.

I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.
I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
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Smash Juice

Cum. Ejaculate. Coital creation of bodily love juice.
The sheets were wet as hell from our smash juice.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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Caged Pup

A extremely horny, but very sexually inexperienced, male or female.
Check her out yo!!!! She's hot.

Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.

Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Devil’s Birth

A fiery, almost acidic like, shit that when birthed, leaves the sphincter a burning ring of hell fire.
Those chicken wings Sunday gave me a devil’s birth on Monday morning.

That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.
by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018
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Hog Tied

To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.
Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015
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