Dropping Biscuits

Where is Carl? He’s always away from his desk. The dude is always dropping biscuits.

This new diet has me dropping biscuits.

Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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A Real Nancy

A derogatory reference made to another male referencing that he is effeminate and/or gay.
Son!!! Get out here and help me work on the car. But dad I am working on my needlepoint. Your a real Nancy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
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Sugar Balling

When you decorate your scrotum by coating it in Christmas candy sprinkles and then dip your sweet tasting mansack in and out of your girl’s mouth (performed tea bag style).
While Sasha was baking and decorating holiday cookies, I coated my ballsack with some Wilton holiday sprinkles and did a little sugar balling.

Rachel gained ten holiday pounds just from all the sugar balling this season.
by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017
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Go To The Light Carol Anne!

A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.
Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.
by Eaton Holgoode May 01, 2014
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Slurpy Top Hat

When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.
Maryann loves to suck cock. She is best known for her skills at performing the Slurpy Top Hat.
by Eaton Holgoode July 03, 2009
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Getting Sacked

Definition #1: In American Football, a breakdown in the protection of the offensive line that results in defensive penetration and results in the Quarter back being tackled at or behind the line of scrimmage and Getting Sacked.

Definition #2: For a female to be thoroughly and satisfyingly fucked by a male lover. Getting Sacked means fucked to the point of exhaustion. To have been dicked so hard and so good that the need for future sex may not be needed because the highly satisfying sex session and mind blowing, leg shaking orgasm may never end.

Definition #3: Getting multiple, stiff man poles shoved deep in your bunghole and getting your ass pillaged for sexual pleasure in an orgiastic setting.
Example 1: During the third quarter, the offensive lineman lost focus on the game because he was thinking about Tom's girlfriend Gisele. The end result was Tom getting Getting Sacked.
Example 2: Carla's new boyfriend was well hung. She discovered that length was not the secret to great sex, but rather girth. Frank's Summer Sausage stretched her love hole from lobe to lobe and drove her to multiple mind blowing orgasms. Never before had she experienced Getting Sacked like this.
Example 3: Dan was so looking forward to Pride Fest. Every year it seems to be better and better. This year his goal is to do nothing except Getting Sacked.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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Pink Mushroom

The penile bellend. The mushroom cap head of a pretty pink penis.
Rachel licked my pink mushroom clean of nut last night.

My pink mushroom is engorged.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
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