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The act of being a total slob. Or, may also describe a state of having excessive amounts of saliva aka slobber.
I can barely walk into my apartment anymore. My roommate’s slobbery is out of control.
The smell of that barbecue is causing me a lot of slobbery. I’m starving.
The smell of that barbecue is causing me a lot of slobbery. I’m starving.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
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Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
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The Anus.
The Anus.
Rachel went to the med spa today. When she returned home, her old rusty sheriff’s badge had been transformed into a a beautiful pink knot of Stormy Daniel’s quality no less.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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I left Rachel quivering in a pool of squirt and semen but with one rank hot rotch. Bish need a shower.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
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My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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