The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.
Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2017
A temporary condition of the male scrotum caused by a variety of conditions such as cold weather, swimming and other situations whereby the ball sack shrinks to a tight, leathery condition. The tightening results in sack giving the appearance of a beef jerky product.
Justin was outside in the cold working for serval hours. After coming inside and dropping his pants for a warm up hummer from his girlfriend, she pointed out to him that he has a severe case of the jerky sack, but blew him any way.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2009
My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.
I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.
I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.
Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.
Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.
by Eaton Holgoode November 04, 2014
Fiery drops of liquid shit. Generally released in small spurts and drops due to the sheer burn and anal clenching. Brought on by poor dietary choices.
Too many jalapeños on my nachos yesterday caused the lava drops today.
Someone was in the stall pinching off lava drops. Sounded pretty painful.
Someone was in the stall pinching off lava drops. Sounded pretty painful.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Roger's girlfriend love's rough,anal sex. She called him at work and told him that she was sitting at home, naked and waiting for him to get there and start Packing the Trunk.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015