Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.
Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
Get the Monk's Wool Threadsmug. A female in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by excessive vaginal wetness. Condition generally created through extended foreplay and heightened anticipation of coitus.
Tonya's boyfriend was a foreplay connoisseur. After an hour of extended pre-coitus play, Tonya was in a complete state of Monsoon Wet.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015
Get the Monsoon Wetmug. The sphincter, a.k.a. butt hole, when gas or shit or both are blowing out of the ass either due to the need for immediate pressure relief or a necessary bodily function. Use of the Purge Valve may often satisfy both.
Gary went to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet where he consumed a massive amount of beef and broccoli for dinner. A few hours later he was so bloated air began forcefully blowing out of his Purge Valve. He soon felt relief and his pants weren't so tight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Get the Purge Valvemug. The smell your side whore or prostitute leaves on your body, your junk and your clothes. The smell of sex.
Always the olfactory trigger that your steady girl or wife tries to sniff out when you get home. They have a nose for it.
A true player gets the whore stank off before he goes home.
Always the olfactory trigger that your steady girl or wife tries to sniff out when you get home. They have a nose for it.
A true player gets the whore stank off before he goes home.
I stopped at the gas station to wash my junk in the sink and take a french bath to get the whore stank off before meeting my wife for dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Whore Stankmug. While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.
Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
Get the Surprise Bellringermug. Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Get the Uterine Flushmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
Get the Skunk Tittiesmug.