Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Snacknpuss

A side hoe or a collection of multiple hoes that one can call upon for sexual favors. The puss one gets on the side or sly.

Carl loves his traveling sales job. He has a little snacknpuss in every city he visits.

Snacknpuss by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Pripples 

A protruding set of female nipples. Firm, rigid and stiff very pronounced though the female's blouse or top.

Dan couldn't help but notice his coworker Tonya's pripples after she came out of the walk in freezer.

Pripples by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Fuzzy Mimosa

A hairy, but absolutely wonderfully tight and warm, female vagina.

I fingered Sandy's fuzzy mimosa last night. She was so tight and wet. She was flopping around and squirting like a porn star.

Fuzzy Mimosa by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Raw Burger 

A vagina that has been so well fucked that is appearance is left in a swollen, raw, reddened and tender to the touch state. Resulting from hits of prolonged sexual activity and/or an extremely endowed lover. A reference to a female's fur burger as being raw like hamburger when done with pillaging sexual play.

Roger and his wife connected with a bull online and met at a hotel for a sex romp. Their bull pounded her for hours and left her with a raw burger while her husband sat and watched and rubbed one out.

Raw Burger by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2015

Flap Fold 

Creases in the skin, generally found in larger, obese individuals, that entrap dried skin, sebum and sweat, to create a cheesy, odiferous, smegma. Generally is not noticeable until a fat, flap fold is pealed back.

Roger went hogging and picked up a chick at the bar and took her home. He was pounded her good until she got in doggy position and her flap fold opened and Roger started to retch.

Flap Fold by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2015

Itchy Barnacles

Enflamed and enraged hemorrhoids that are itching worse than a case of chicken pox. Rendering the person in a miserable, squirming state longing for relief from a medicated pad or salve.

Carl's job as a trucker often rendered him on the long hauls with a case of itchy barnacles. He frequently had to make stops along the way for a little rectal ointment to smooth the fire.

Itchy Barnacles by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Case of Beef 

Any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of ass (with a female anyway). Also known as a sausage party or sausage fest.

Hey broohhhh. We are headed over to Frank's house party. Heard it was rocking.

Ya heard wrong braaaahhh. Just left. It's a case of beef over there.

Case of Beef by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015