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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Inwettedness 

When a female is horny and is almost always DTF and in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by copious amounts of vaginal wetness. A complete state of wetness.
Every guy wants a chance to smash Carla. She is known for her inwettedness.
Inwettedness by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016

Soiled Sock

1. A sock used to wipe up semen after, or shoot semen into during male masturbation.

2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.
1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.

2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.
Soiled Sock by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016

Breakfast Wrap 

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning by straddling your head and sitting on your face wrapping your chin, mouth and nose deep in her wet lady bits.
Hey broooh. You might want to wipe off your face before the sales meeting. You still have Krispy Kreme glaze all over it.

That's no donut glaze braaaahhh. My girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and I didn't have time to shower.
Breakfast Wrap by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2016

Chopped Beef 

A hot, sloppy blow job that is a little too toothy for comfort.
Man that two dollar whore slobbed my knob last night but I ended up with chopped beef.

That's why I prefer a hot gummy braaaaahhhh!!!!
Chopped Beef by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2016

Asiana Tail Drop 

Explosive diarrhea commencing shortly after over indulgence in what is later determined to be bad, tainted sushi. The speed and precision of being able to drop one's ass on the toilet rim in time determines successful release or a disastrous landing.
Carl ate two dragon rolls at Wong's House of Sushi and within the hour, he was doing an asiana tail drop.
Asiana Tail Drop by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Sarasota High Tea 

When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.

I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.

Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
Sarasota High Tea by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Spice Cake 

A chick's booty that's rife with booty juice and is tangy to the taste when you eat it like groceries.
Ken went down and started licking Dana's tight, round booty, but quickly found that he was dining on a spice cake. She forgot to mention that she just got back from spinning class at the gym.
Spice Cake by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015