Whore's Breath

The state of unfreshness and uncleanliness of your wife's or girlfriend's mouth, tongue and oral cavity after they perform a loving combination of analingus and oral sex on you and gobble your load of semen. She will typically want a kiss of affection from you post this rambunctious, sexual play, but must always be refused until appropriate oral hygiene is completed with a toothbrush and mouthwash.
Donna: Did you like that baby when I gave you a tossed salad and then gobbled your goo and swallowed your man juice?
Randy: Yea baby. I love it when you nibble the brown round and inhale my knob.
Donna: I love you baby. Give me a kiss.
Randy: Hell no! Go brush your damn teeth. Nasty as bitch. Ya got Whore's Breath.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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Vulcan Fingers

When you beat off and your dribbling cum dries and sticks between your index and ring fingers to the adjacent fingers creating the famous, but sticky, V shaped Spock Vulcan Salute.
Roger beat his meat and blew his load. His cum trickled diwn his hand. Rather than wiping them off, he let them dry to create Vulcan Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2015
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Sarasota Happy Hour

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.
Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2015
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Scotch Bottom

A horrendous hangover from consuming copious amounts of scotch that results in one sitting on the shitter throughout the next day with explosive ass and one sore and tender bung hole.
That bottle of Walker was great going down last night but it has left me useless today with the worst scotch bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
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Essential Oils

The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.
Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.

I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2018
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Breakfast Grind

In the early morning hours in bed, your girl snuggles up to your back side and starts grinding her lady bean against you signaling she needs to be fucked.
Shelly woke me up this morning with a good old breakfast grind.
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2017
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Gentleman’s Library

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.
I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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