Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Mouth Pound

An rough, aggressive blow job similar to skull fucking. Usually involves thrusting the penis in and out and forced deep throating and oxygen deprivation. Highly pleasurable.

Sally loves the mouth pound. Im going to pound it as soon as I get home.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Butter-Baller

A male that shaves his scrotum smooth. Keeps that chicken skin soft and hairless.

Carla loves to tea bag Roger cause he's a butter-baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Spewtum

The amalgam of semen, otherwise known as spew, and retcum juice, otherwise known as booty juice, created from highly pleasurable and orgasmic anal sex.

Roger drilled his girlfriend's ass and post orgasm, enjoyed watching the outward flow of spewtum.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Wash My Berry

To tidy, wash, clean and freshen up one’s vagina before or after coitus or masturbation.

I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.

I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Sugar Glaze

The post coital amalgam of pussy juice/squirt and semen glazing and glistening on the penis. Becomes sticky and tacky over time. Best enjoyed quickly then wiped clean or removed orally by a skilled and loving partner.

Rachel is a human fountain the way she squirts. Needless to say I was covered in sugar glaze last night. But she gave me a lip bath and cleared it up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Dog Hog

A red penis.

My dog hog is sore today.

Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.

by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018

Droppin’ a Rusty

When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.

I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.

Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.

by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018