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Rachel had the bob neck so bad from the weekend I had to pay for her to get a massage.
I don’t mind spending the weekend at my cousins house but when my uncle comes around I end up with bob neck.
I don’t mind spending the weekend at my cousins house but when my uncle comes around I end up with bob neck.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
Get the Bob Neck mug.I got my $5 worth with that filthy prostitute last night. I filled her full for not and she gave me a lip bath before I was on my way.
You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.
You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
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Get the Chemical Peel mug.I pounded her ass last night and I must say, that was one snug little pipe cutter. She was one strong clinch from pinching it right off.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017
Get the Pipe Cutter mug.I’ve been on the shitter most of the morning. I got bung burn.
This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.
This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Bung Burn mug.Performed in conjunction with a Rusty Sherman which is to put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. To perform the Rusty Bell, one then extracts their fecal covered bellend after a Rusty Sherman and rapidly swings their cock back and forth between their legs, like a bell, singing "Ding Dong" repeatedly.
Frank truly impressed the party goers at his housewarming party with a great spread of food and spirits. But nothing that evening surpassed the awe and excitement of the guests when Frank performed a Rusty Bell right after delighting everyone to a traditional Rusty Sherman.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
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