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by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
Get the One Swipe Wipe mug.The end result of prolonged bouts of male masturbation and ejaculation into a tube sock used as a gak towel.
The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.
Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.
The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.
Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.
by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016
Get the Plaster Cast mug.When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.
The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
Get the Nasal Helmet mug.Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
Get the Muddy Playing Conditions mug.A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.
Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?
Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.
Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?
Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!
Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.
Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?
Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
Get the Creamy Tuna Surprise mug.Frank drilled my dirt bucket last night. I can't shit today.
Someone emptied their dirt bucket in that bathroom. It's bad.
Someone emptied their dirt bucket in that bathroom. It's bad.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Get the Dirt Bucket mug.Dried and sticky remants and residue of sexual fluids found along the edges of, down the wall by and on the floor around glory holes.
I went to theater booth glory hole to get a good wank but there was so much glorydue my balls stuck to the edge.
Some whore was sucking my knob through the glory hole last night but every time she moved I could here her shoes stick to the floor. A lot of glorydue in there.
Some whore was sucking my knob through the glory hole last night but every time she moved I could here her shoes stick to the floor. A lot of glorydue in there.
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
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