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Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.
She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.
I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Tri-Tipped

When a female is plugged air tight in all three holes, mouth, vagina and anus, by three well hung male partners.
I got tri-tipped last night and I’m sore and still leaking.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
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Bleach Burnout

1. An individual, typically a female, that has subjected their anus to too many anal bleaching sessions rendering their little bunghole skin acid burnt, scarred and tender. A Bleach Burnout renders them unable to continue to lighten up their oring to a wonderful pinkish hue.

2. To coat a vehicle's drive wheel tires with liquid chlorine bleach to create massive clouds of white smoke when performing a vehicle burnout which is otherwise known as a Bleach Burnout.
Example 1. Rhonda had made one to many trips to the Day Spa for anal waxing and anal bleaching. The last time left her with a permanent acid burn rendering her a Bleach Burnout.

Example 2. Carl's little Prius was unable to perform a real burnout so he bleached up his front wheel drive tires and attempted to perform a Bleach Burnout.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015
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Spice Cake

A chick's booty that's rife with booty juice and is tangy to the taste when you eat it like groceries.
Ken went down and started licking Dana's tight, round booty, but quickly found that he was dining on a spice cake. She forgot to mention that she just got back from spinning class at the gym.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
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Princess Chub

I picked up a super hot chick at the bar last night. Went back to my place. She was grinding on my leg with her princess chub.

The drag show was great till one of the performers got a princess chub.

Make sure you tape it back real good otherwise you’ll get a princess chub poking out your dess.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Grampy's Whiskers

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.
Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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