When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.
Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Man that two dollar whore slobbed my knob last night but I ended up with chopped beef.
That's why I prefer a hot gummy braaaaahhhh!!!!
That's why I prefer a hot gummy braaaaahhhh!!!!
by Eaton Holgoode January 03, 2016
When your banging your girl and she reaches around to your ass, shoves her finger up your ass and milks your prostate at the same time. Produces intense orgasms and heavy loads.
May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
May also be performed by a third party is one is involved like your girl’s girlfriend, your perverted uncle that likes to watch or your roommate lending a helping hand.
I was slinging ropes last night when I busted. She was giving me a courtesy milk.
Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.
My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.
My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
Your mom is so kind braaaaahhhh. I can always count on a courtesy milk.
My uncle paid me $50 to watch me and my girl do the nasty. But he gave me a courtesy milk and now I’m kinda creeped.
My roommate walked in on me and Sheila going at it like rabbits. But I had him stay and give me a courtesy milk.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.
Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
Dan: Pluck my gooch.
Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.
Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.
Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.
Driver2: Pluck my gooch.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
The Jizzbrella is a group sexual activity and is a variant of a traditional bukkake. The Jizzbrella is customarily performed by a group of men on one to two females or a group of men on one to two males. The hallmark of the Jizzbrella is it's reference to jizz and brella meaning umbrella. In the act, one or two women or men center themselves on their knees and are then surrounded by a group of males. The number of men is unlimited. To simulate the umbrella effect, the one or two individuals in the middle then dawn shower caps over their heads ensuring that they are extended out around their heads as umbrella like as possible. The activity then commences to music to the best known 1952 musical film Singin' in the Rain in which Gene Kelly memorably danced to the song while splashing through puddles during a rainstorm. The circled males commence masturbation and one by one or multiples at a time, drop their jizz onto the participants' shower caps creating a deluge of semen that runs down the cap. When complete, there are puddles of semen around the floor and may be danced and played in for theatrical effect.
Rodney and Howard surprised their girlfriends by setting up a group sex event for them at a local hotel. After calling room service for some additional shower caps, the girls were encircled by a group of jizz loaded males who released their loads all over their caps creating a semen monsoon all to the happy soundtrack to Singing in the Rain. It was the best Jizzbrella the two had ever participated in.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2014
A lousy blow job. When the person sucking your dick only mouths and lips it and never gets you to nut.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
When you sleep over at your cousin’s house and wake up during the night to find your uncle performing cunnilingus on you.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2018