Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Corn Puck 

A hard round constipating turd. Induced by too much starch and not enough fiber in the diet.

I'll be back. I may be a while. I gotta work out a corn puck. Good luck. I had one the other day. Tore my ass up working that thing out.

Corn Puck by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Baste the Brisket 

Spreading them butt cheeks and lining up your girl's thick, juicy ass for a good anal pounding.

I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.

Baste the Brisket by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Hander 

Slang for a hand job. A handy. A hander.

Can wait to get home, my room mate is going to give me a Hander.

Yo bitch! How much for a hander?

My balls are rocked. She gave me a rough handers.

Hander by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Game Hen 

A horny female that's an easy lay. A slut. Known for loving a gang bang or bukkake.

Your girlfriend is a game hen braaahhh. While you were making a beer run, she was pulling train upstairs.

Game Hen by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Bear's Ass 

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.

How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.

Bear's Ass by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Gopher Punch 

Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.

Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.

Gopher Punch by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Churn the Cream 

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.

Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.

Churn the Cream by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017