Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Scoop Anal

When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.

I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.

I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2018

Yogurt Pouch

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.

My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.

I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.

by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018

Frigalicious

Spotting an extremely attractive, hot female who immediately invokes an overwhelming, carnal desire in you to kick back and watch her Frig herself. Usually just results in adding her image and the thought to your spank bank for an eventual fap session.

Carl: Yo Brooohhh! Check out that babe walking over there! Smokin'!
Frank: Holy hell dude! She is totally Frigalicious. What I wouldn't do to watch her!
Carl: Just rub one out Braahhhhh. Rub it out.

by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015

Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.

Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Lady Muttons

Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.

Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

Snacknpuss

A side hoe or a collection of multiple hoes that one can call upon for sexual favors. The puss one gets on the side or sly.

Carl loves his traveling sales job. He has a little snacknpuss in every city he visits.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Like a Frenchman's Armpit

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.

Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015