Sir Wanksalot

A formal reference to a male, typically late teens and early 20s, that wanks himself mutiple times a day. Typically affiliated with a porn addition and lack of employment.
Let me introduce you to my roommate John. However you can simply cal him Sir Wanksalot.

My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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Cracked Eggs

Busting or having busted a hot, creamy load of man juice.
Roger pounded Gabby's wet snatch relentlessly until he spun her around and cracked eggs in her gaping mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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Flop Doggin

My roommate is always flop doggin so watch out when you come over.

After sex I walk around the apartment flop doggin.

I was in my room flop doggin when my uncle walked in. He wouldn’t leave for some reason.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Pucker Spot

Alternative reference to the anus and oring. Sister meaning to Pucker Hole and Puckering Starfish. Often used with providing specific direction and reference to one's own Tangy Leather Donut.
Roger was providing aggressive cunnilingus on his girlfriend Carla. Carla was so wet that her juice was running down her ass. She pushed Roger's head lower and begged him to tongue her Pucker Spot.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
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Grunge Knob

A dude's filthy, dirty cock after having sex with a prostitute, a crack whore, meth whore, or just an all around cock hopping ho.
After a quick $10 bang with the local prostitite on the way home from work, Roger stopped at the gas station to wash the stink off his Grunge Knob before going home to get a little head from his wife.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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Smashed Yam

When your girl squats her fresh booty yam over your face and gives it a ride.
Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.

She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018
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Turdulargestation

To carry food in the digestive system during the period from consumption of the food to the delivery of the turd through defecation.
Howard is proud of his regularity. He consumes a high fiber diet and enjoys a normal Turdulargestation cycle.
by Eaton Holgoode July 02, 2009
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