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Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.
She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.
I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Bleach Burnout

1. An individual, typically a female, that has subjected their anus to too many anal bleaching sessions rendering their little bunghole skin acid burnt, scarred and tender. A Bleach Burnout renders them unable to continue to lighten up their oring to a wonderful pinkish hue.

2. To coat a vehicle's drive wheel tires with liquid chlorine bleach to create massive clouds of white smoke when performing a vehicle burnout which is otherwise known as a Bleach Burnout.
Example 1. Rhonda had made one to many trips to the Day Spa for anal waxing and anal bleaching. The last time left her with a permanent acid burn rendering her a Bleach Burnout.

Example 2. Carl's little Prius was unable to perform a real burnout so he bleached up his front wheel drive tires and attempted to perform a Bleach Burnout.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015
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Tri-Tipped

When a female is plugged air tight in all three holes, mouth, vagina and anus, by three well hung male partners.
I got tri-tipped last night and I’m sore and still leaking.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
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Arabian Oil Slick

An Arabian Oil Slick is performed by first taking a massive, greasy shit and not wiping one's ass. This is then followed by dragging one's dirty ass across an area rug (preferably a Persian area rug). The ideal Arabian Oil Slick is a full line of shit remnants from end to end of the carpet. Often performed as a practical joke or for revenge.
Tony was tired of his room mate stealing his laundry change so he got his revenge by doing an Arabian Oil Slick on his roomy's brand new area rug.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Twist Job

A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.
Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.

Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018
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Coochillin’

I’ll be coochillin’ with Rachel tonight so don’t be texting me Braaaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
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