Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Rub and Grub
When you do nothing but jack off and eat all day. Not necessarily in that order. Usually associated with a porn addiction.
I never see John any more. Has he been working a lot? Working? The guy's a rub and grub. He never leaves the house and he pays for his porn accounts with his food stamp money.
Rub and Grub by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Corn Bowl
Eating copious amounts of kernel corn whole, avoid chewing, so that you ultimately defecate a massive, floating load of corn kernels into the toilet. You must leave the bowl unflushed for the admiration of others. Makes an ideal gift at a housewarming or other parties.
I can't wait for John's party. I've been eating corn since last night. I'm cooking up one hell of a corn bowl to leave behind.
Corn Bowl by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Wet Slug
Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.
Wet Slug by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Buffalo Blowout
The most heinous of all rectal explosions. A firey, stinging release of wet shit caused by too many chicken wings and draft beer.
Buffalo Blowout by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Baby Beans
Baby Beans by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Ground-Round
When you anal sex up your girls ass with such vim and vigor that it leaves her beautiful round, brown sphincter resembling ground hamburger.
I tore her shit up last night braaaaahhhh. Her winker was like raw hamburger. She loves that ground-round feeling.
Ground-Round by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Seaman's Fingers
The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.
Seaman's Fingers by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017