Eaton Holgoode's definitions
She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.
I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
Get the Bean Burritomug. The act of being a total slob. Or, may also describe a state of having excessive amounts of saliva aka slobber.
I can barely walk into my apartment anymore. My roommate’s slobbery is out of control.
The smell of that barbecue is causing me a lot of slobbery. I’m starving.
The smell of that barbecue is causing me a lot of slobbery. I’m starving.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
Get the Slobberymug. I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.
She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Mashing the Leftoversmug. Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Grandpa's Hard Candymug. When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018
Get the Stroke Napmug. A condition of the post coital female vagina whereby it is rendered cum filled and oozing ejaculate down to the ass crack. Oyster Slick vaginas are great for cream pie lovers and those that love sloppy seconds and thirds or more, especially in a gang bang session.
Roger and his friends pulled a train on his girlfriend Friday night. To say the least the tenth dude to nut was getting a true Oyster Slick.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
Get the Oyster Slickmug. Oral stimulation of the clitoris.
The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
Get the Bean Worshipmug.