A male that intentionally, indiscriminately and freely walks around in public and private with his chicken skin ball sack hanging out of his fly or hanging out from under his shorts.
Paul looks forward to his lunch break every day. He enjoys leaving the office and walking to the restaurants on Main Street doing a little Free Range Chicken Skinning.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
Get the Free Range Chicken Skinning mug.Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.
Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.
Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
Get the Soak n Stroke mug.The gusset if my jock strap is absolutely soaked with the vinegar drips. Here take a sniff.
What the hell is that smell? Dude is that your balls? Yea I got the vinegar drips. Go shower broooohhh.
Rachel prefers that I not have the vinegar drips when she teabags me.
What the hell is that smell? Dude is that your balls? Yea I got the vinegar drips. Go shower broooohhh.
Rachel prefers that I not have the vinegar drips when she teabags me.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
Get the Vinegar Drips mug.Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
Get the Bung Mustard mug.An informal, yet polite, way to excuse yourself from any situation where you must run and eradicate your cramping bowels of fecal matter because holding it is simply not an option.
Example 1:
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............
Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............
Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Quick Pinch mug.Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
Get the Vintage Seed mug.Rachel texted me saying her panties are soaked from her box drain today.
I’m box draining. That was one thick nut this morning.
I’m box draining. That was one thick nut this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2018
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