Tonguer

An individual that lovingly performs the fine art of fellatio with lots of hot tongue action including flicking and licking from balls to the head. A tonguer is a coveted sexual partner.

Rachel is a tonguer braaaaaahgg. She worships my cock with that mouth and tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Whore Hanky

An article of clothing used by a street walking whore to wipe up her vag of semen after a sexual encounter. May be a shirt, sock, pant leg, skirt or panties.

That filthy prostitute used my sock as a whore hanky to clean out my nut before her next trick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode August 11, 2015

Itchy Saucer

An unclean, sweaty bunghole that itches continuously.

Carl didn't wipe his ass good after he sharted and the remnants left him with an itchy saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Baldsnatchery

That having to do with a bald snatch. Relating to a shorn pussy. That of a bald puss.

The baldsnatchery in the ladies locker room is incredible.

Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.

Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Red Dog Surprise

When someone walks in on a male giving his engoeged, red cock a vigorous wank.

Gave my mom a red dog surprise this morning when she walked in to put some laundry away.

My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.

Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019