1192 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Your son is a real terddler. He won’t sit still and he smeared his feces on my new wallpaper earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.
I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.
His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.
His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
A common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
Looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?
My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.
I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.
I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.
See pump and gag.
See pump and gag.
That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
1. A spring loaded, metal rod used to hang drapes and curtains.
2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
2. An uptight, dick head of a douche bag. Usually your boss or ass wipe of a co-worker. Tension Rods cause undue stress and pressure in the workplace due to incompetence, mismanagement, laziness and poor performance.
Sandra hung her new curtains with a tension rod.
Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
Frank's boss is the ultimate douche. He is what you might say, a real tension rod.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2016
Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.
Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015