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A different way of making fun of one's sexual preference. This term originated in the late 80's and was brought back only in recent years, from central to eastern Canada. A 'Kirley' is a gay male.
"Man, you're so Kirley! Get a GOOD console, like an Xbox, so we can play! haha, you silly Kirley."
Kirley by Yillb Yegnud October 2, 2008
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Kirkley's Law 

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.
Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"
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Tim Kiley 

A guy who likes sea Manatees and is also a unicorn master, He can summon fire and dance like no other a bad ass in anyones book if there book were to read look at that guy over there he is a hippie hatin, manatee sexin, unicorn master, dancing fool

Also someone who loves to play Dungeons and Dragons and when ever he rolls the dice he yells LIVE ACTION even thought this is not proper game etiquette
After I roll my 12 sided dice in our Dungeons and Dragons game I will use my Tim Kiley to kill all of your Level 3 Orcs.

That guy sure can Tim Kiley on the Dance floor.
Tim Kiley by HellBorn November 28, 2012
Kinley is someone who is hyper, sweet, pretty, kind, beautiful, athletic, and someone you can always rely on. No matter what she is loyal to her friends and family, she sets a great Christ like example. She is a great person and can always cheer you up. She’s very athletic to and loves sports, especially basketball. She can run fast and always had energy. You would definitely want to meet someone like Kinley.
Kinley is my best friend and she is so awesome.
Kinley by Kdjdjdjdjdjd December 5, 2020
A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).
Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."
Kirtley by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011
Cute, smart, funny, amazing girl with a nice personality. She has the cutest smile and the most adorable laugh. She always puts other people before herself. She always knows what to say and she will be your bestfriend. Her eyes are gorgeous and you will fall in love with her once you look into them. She is a strong individual and never gives up no matter how hard it is. She will put a smile on your face
My girlfriend Kiley is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Kiley by Kevinloveskiley January 14, 2013
Kiley is a kind, loyal, smart, fun and careless. She has the best friends she is respectful to everyone. She is beautiful inside and out. She stays strong through tough times.
You are amazing, your name must be kiley.
Kiley by 223739 August 6, 2016
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