Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Spurt of Lady Love Juice

Squirting female ejaculate. Often rarely experienced by the average male unless they are fortunate enough to hook up with a squirter.

Rachel shot me in the face with her spurt of lady love juice.

I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Jeb Jab

Intentionally poking somone with the tip aka Jeb End of your penis.

May be done hard or flaccid. Clothed or exposed.

Dan’s milfy mom was bent over so I walked by and gave her a little jeb jab.

After that nasty hoe gobbled my goo I jeb jabbed her chin a few times.

I’m really dreading thanksgiving this year. I know my uncle is going to jeb jab me.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Twat Rotten

Something foul and rotten smelling that's akin to a ripe, stanky Whore's pussy.

What's with the smell in this locker room? It's fuckin Twat Rotten in here. Smells like an infected tunapuss back here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015

Uncle Rusty

When your uncle sneaks up behind you at a family gathering and shoves is hand down your back side and fishhooks your anal sphincter with his index finger. You can't run and you can't scream. You just take it like a man until he lets loose.

This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.

It wouldn't be a traditional Thanksgiving at Roger's house without an old fashioned Uncle Rusty. Roger got hooked four times last year before dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Fuck Hump

An extremely large and fat mons pubis. The rounded mass of fatty tissue lying over the joint of the pubic bones and the puss.

Rachel’s fuck hump is so huge it rubbed my abdomen raw while I was shaggy her last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Velvet Wipe

A wipe job after a squeaky clean shit that is soft, smooth and requires only one pass of toilet paper thru the ass cheeks.

Thanks to his high fiber diet, Jerry always shits with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a Velvet Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Servicer

An individual that provides any form of sexual gratification for another.

If you want some ball tightening head, Call Rachel. She is an oral servicer.

My hole needs a servicer tonight.

I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.

Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018