Goldstick Pull

Giving a vigorous hand job to a male with a huge, fat cock aka Goldstick.

I met a guy at the bar and gave him a goldstick pull. He roped all over my arm.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Alley Banging

Seeking and engaging in sexual activities with homeless men and or women.

I’ve got a rotten case of cheesedick after doing too much alley banging.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2018

Let’s Pull the Plug

Convincing your menstruating girlfriend to pull that rag out and give up the pussy

C’mon baby. You know I love you. Let’s pull the plug. I can’t beat off again.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2017

Fisherman’s Hook

While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.

Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017

Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham

When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.

I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.

by Eaton Holgoode August 01, 2019