Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.
I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.
That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
When your soft, flaccid penis becomes openly exposed from under your boxers while sitting on the couch.
Roger was enjoying the football game when his wife's friend walked into the room and keenly spotted Roger sporting his Trouser Thumb.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013
Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.
I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017
A gifted cock sucking female with porn star talent for deep throating. She can engulf and suck down a long fat cock like pelican taking a fish in it's throat pouch.
Let Rachel suck your dick braaaaahhh. She's a pelican throat.
That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
When your creepy uncle sneaks into your room and gives you a quick finger bang to his finger(s) second knuckle. Performed vaginally or anally depending upon your uncle’s preference.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2018
A cum rag. Any material used to wipe up semen and vaginal juice after sex. Can be a sock, underwear, curtain, sheet or cloth.
After busting his nut, Dana cleaned up her boyfriend's goo by using the end of the new curtains her mom had just installed as a dab towel.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015