Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Shag and Gag 

When you have hot, sweaty car sex and your car smells like mung ass for days.

Dude did you shag and gag in here. It smells like whore ass in this car.

Shag and Gag by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Gum Hum 

Oral sex of the penis performed by a toothless individual. Such persons Mike include an old woman or a toothless prostitute.

The old lady I met at the grocery store followed me back home and gave me a gum hum.

That toothless meth whore gum hums really good for $5.

Gum Hum by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Sock Flop 

Post ejaculation into a condom aka sock, one slides it off the still engorged member and flops the saggy, wet condom upside the head of their partner. May be delivered in repeated in repetitive , back and forth flops against both sides of their face if desired.

I sock flopped Rachel real good last night. I had a full nut so it was wet smackin.

Sock Flop by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Slap Fap

Masturbating oneself by slapping the genitals in an aggressive and repeated fashion.

Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.

Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.

Slap Fap by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Bottomed

To have participated in an anal sex marathon and reaching the point of complete anal annihilation and unable to take anymore D and pounding of the ass.

Roger took a week to recover after his lover bottomed him up good.

Susie's sphincter was tender to the touch after her BBC lover bottomed her and tore that aaa up.

Bottomed by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Slobber Jobbed 

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

Slobber Jobbed by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Blue Vein Beatdown 

Smacking your girl in the face repeatedly with your stiff, rigid penis. Typically performed for her pleasure prior to oral sex.

I gave Rachel the blue vein beatdown last night before she sucked me off.

As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.

Blue Vein Beatdown by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017