1150 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
When your old lady is riding you reverse cowgirl and just before you nut she hops off to suck you dry but slides her body and ass back towards your face a little too far and buries your nose deep in her winking red eye.
by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
That delightful little spot that's just pure heaven on earth, the bunghole, asshole, mud button or for that traditionalists, the anus.
Dawn loved some occasional ass play with her boyfriend. She loves offering up her Dirt Cellar for a little oral and penetrative play.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2015
The act of engaging in anal sex. To Hit The Trench applies to male on male, male on female and female on male (with strap on) anal play.
Louis: Hey Brian. How as your weekend get away with Sandy last weekend?
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
I’ve been on the shitter most of the morning. I got bung burn.
This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.
This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016
A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.
Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016