Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Scooter Juice

Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.

My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.

Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.

I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Back on the D

When a bisexual female changes her primary sexual interest from from female back to male and jumps from pussy back to the cock.

Hey did you hear about Rachel? She’s back on the D. Imma hit that shit before she changes her mind again.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Rip and Stitch

To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.

Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.

Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.

Frank: Ouch!

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2014

Zombie Pocket

A lifeless, non-interactive, just lies there and takes it, sexual partner.

Rachel is a zombie pocket. Might as well jump a corpse. But I still get a nut.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Beef Bottom

An overweight, sexually submissive male. Can be straight or gay. But either way, loves it in the cornhole.

This bar is full of beef bottoms.

Randy is a beef bottom.

My dom specializes in beef bottoms.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018

Slip Finger

The digit you try to slip in your girl’s booty hole during vaginal intercourse. It either gets a welcome greeting or a mad dash for the exit.

I gave Rachel the old slip finger last night. Well that ended everything.

I took my changes with the slip finger on Cathy last night and she took two knuckles.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Pink Drapes

Saggy, meaty pussy lips. Labial hangers.

Rachel has the longest, dangling pink drapes I’ve ever experienced. You can almost tie them in a bow.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018