Rachel was sucking my prune bag last night.
I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.
Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.
I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.
Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2019
I bagged that whore from the bar last night. Sadly, I'm still cleaning my cheese tip. A shower was not enough to wipe away that filth and regret.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2017
When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.
My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.
Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.
That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.
That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
To use both hands to smack one's scrotum and balls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. Performed for sexual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. May be self-performed or performed by a mate.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015
When you bust your nut solely from stroking your meat between the ass cheeks of your partner. There’s no penetration. Just friction from that ass crack.
I did the old crack jack last night and nutted all over the small of her back.
I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.
I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018