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Cock Medley

When a chick takes on multiple cocks at the same time and all come in different sizes, shapes and color.
Rachel had quite the cock medley last night after hooking up with a few rugby players.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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Butch Chivalry

When a big old masculine lesbian aka bull dyke knows how to treat another lesbian like a lady. Usually others of the non-bull dyke lesbian variety.
Although Charlene is a big ol’ bull dyke and runs some questionable shower searches, as a guard, over the inmates at the women’s prison, when she is on a date, she’s poised in the art of butch chivalry.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018
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Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.
I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
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Graspercate

When one intentionally chooses to use the handicap stall in a restroom, when defecating, so that the handicap rails can be grasped and used for leverage. Graspercating is chosen when leverage is needed to gain release of constipated bowels and compacted turds. Similar to a Bar Grabber.
Dave was so constipated from eating a block of choose the night before that he chose the only handicap restroom at the office to Graspercate. With added leverage, he eventually worked out his compacted Egg Plant Turd.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015
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Flextard

That person at the gym that spends 10 minutes lifting weights and 30 minutes admiring their flex poses in the mirrors.
Flextard over there is having a great workout. He made some gains today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018
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Dick Neck

A condition of total pain and soreness of the neck muscles caused by excessive cock sucking.
After our long weekend away, I had to pay for a massage for Rachel to help her Dick Neck.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.
I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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