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Pickled Egg

1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.

2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?

No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
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Chap Fap

Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.
Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
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Sis Wet Experience

Just when you are about to bust a nut up in your girl, you ask her if her sister gets as wet as she does and hold on for the bucking final ride.

May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.
What was all that screaming from your room last night braahhh? Wild sex? Had a sis wet experience braaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017
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Tugging Curtains

After a long day at work, Carla got home, drew a hot bath and spent the next hour tugging curtains.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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Hot Butter Drops

Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.
All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.

I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.

I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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Lilly Willy

Despite a vigorous wank, he remained a Lilly Willy.

He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.

Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
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Red Jimmy

An engorged, raging hard on. The turgid state of a Thin Jimmy.
My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.

My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.

Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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