My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.
My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.
All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.
I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.
I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.
I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
Despite a vigorous wank, he remained a Lilly Willy.
He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.
Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.
Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
What's with the smell in this locker room? It's fuckin Twat Rotten in here. Smells like an infected tunapuss back here.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
Intentionally poking somone with the tip aka Jeb End of your penis.
May be done hard or flaccid. Clothed or exposed.
May be done hard or flaccid. Clothed or exposed.
Dan’s milfy mom was bent over so I walked by and gave her a little jeb jab.
After that nasty hoe gobbled my goo I jeb jabbed her chin a few times.
I’m really dreading thanksgiving this year. I know my uncle is going to jeb jab me.
After that nasty hoe gobbled my goo I jeb jabbed her chin a few times.
I’m really dreading thanksgiving this year. I know my uncle is going to jeb jab me.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017