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1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
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May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.
May also be used in the case of one’s sister-in-law as well. The outcome is usually the same.
What was all that screaming from your room last night braahhh? Wild sex? Had a sis wet experience braaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017
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Get the Tugging Curtains mug.Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.
All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.
I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.
I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.
I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.
Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.
Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.
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My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
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