Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Diddle Dew 

Pussy juice. When she makes that pussy so wet from diddling herself that it’s dripping down her legs.

I could see the diddle dew glistensing on her inner thighs.

I went down on her and slurped up her sweet diddle dew.

Diddle Dew by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017

Sugar Balling 

When you decorate your scrotum by coating it in Christmas candy sprinkles and then dip your sweet tasting mansack in and out of your girl’s mouth (performed tea bag style).

While Sasha was baking and decorating holiday cookies, I coated my ballsack with some Wilton holiday sprinkles and did a little sugar balling.

Rachel gained ten holiday pounds just from all the sugar balling this season.

Sugar Balling by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017

Peach Brillo 

A perfect vagina aka peach with a small, but bushy, tuft of hair above the clitoral area. Somewhat coarse and Brillo like.

I ate Stephanie’s juicy little peach last night and my nose was buried deep in her fragrant peach brillo.

Peach Brillo by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Soak n Stroke 

Rubbing one out while soaking in the tub and chumming up your own bath water.

Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.

Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.

Soak n Stroke by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Lunch Dip 

Sex over one’s lunch break. Enough time to dip the stick and bust a nut before returning to work. Usually performed in one’s vehicle.

Me and Becky are going for some lunch dip today.

I had the best lunch dip yesterday.

All I had today was lunch dip. I’m
starving.

Lunch Dip by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Ginger Smack 

After having sex with a hot ginger babe, you smack your flaccid penis back and forth against her cheeks till her milky white skin turns a lovely pinkish hue.

I was all up in her last night braaaahhh and then finished her off with a ginger smack. How were the cheeks? Pretty n pink braaaaaahh. Pretty n pink.

Ginger Smack by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Breastivus 

When your girl gives you a dick stiffening, nut busting titty fuck after decorating the Christmas tree.

Once I put the star on top, Sandy was ready to celebrate breastivus.

Breastivus by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017