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Continuous sexual activity of any nature that is performed over the course of several hours. Even several days. To be a marathon, only short breaks in sex play activity like short sleep breaks, a power nap, a food break, bathroom break or fluid wipe ups are permitted. Sexual marathons often result in extremely sore genetalia.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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I'm headed to Sing''s House of Noodles. Want to come?
No thanks. Last time I ate there I got the Dung Pao.
No thanks. Last time I ate there I got the Dung Pao.
by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016
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Get the Glazed Peach mug.I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
Get the Crackling Cheese mug.Ass checks that have been spanked and paddled to a slightly swollen, pink or reddened state. Usually from BDSM play and other dominance and submissive play.
Roger gave Tonya spanking with a ping pong paddle and she left the room with a lovely set of steamed buns.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
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by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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