Eaton Holgoode's definitions
The pussy when it is nice and smooth, fresh and clean right out of the shower. Ready to be shucked out of them panties and eaten.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Fresh Clammug. Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.
Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
Get the Turkey Snapmug. That moment when you are finally relaxed on a public toilet, enjoying the solitude and just about to pinch off a brewing turd, when someone else bursts into the lavatory to piss, shit or wash there hands. Pinchus Interruptus usually results in a full on defecatory hold pattern, or mid-release pinch or severe turtling effect until all other parties leave and perfect release conditions are restored.
I never use the 12th floor men’s room to shit on a Monday morning. All that NFL activity on Sunday creates the perfect environment for Pinchus Interruptus.
My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 21, 2018
Get the Pinchus Interruptusmug. Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.
Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
Get the Fart Dropsmug. An alternative reference to one's towel, rag or sock used to wipe up semen, vaginal or booty juice after sexual activity. Drip Rag may also be known as Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Gramdma's Tea Towel.
After unloading a nut in his girlfriend's ass, Carl tossed her the Drip Rag from the night standup to wipe up before she could leak all over his new comforter.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2014
Get the Drip Ragmug. When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.
Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.
by Eaton Holgoode September 15, 2015
Get the Geri-Jerkmug. While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.
Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Get the Fisherman’s Hookmug.