Hulk Handy

To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.
Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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Dribblins

Busting a fat nut in your girl, in your orifice of choice, leaving her randomly leaking your love sauce the rest of the day.
Terri was squirming in her office chair all morning because her wake up booty call left her with the dribblins.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
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Bust a Tile

To chip, knock or bust a tooth from your mouth. Can be done by your own doing or from someone hacking your jaw good.
Braaaaaa ya better shut ya hole right now cuz I'm fidden to bust a tile yo.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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Six Ounce One Eye

Akin to the Six Ounce Rib Eye, the Six Ounce One Eye is just a meaty reference to a stiff and rigid Cock.
Gary: Hey Dan. How was your date last night with Kendra from Accounting?
Dan: It was great brooooohhh! Took to dinner for Sushi then back to my place where I fed her a Six Ounce One Eye.
Gary: Choke on Braaaaaahhhhh! Choke on!
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.
Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Meat Points

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
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Panty Squirrel

A male or female that obsessively and compulsively absconds away with one or more pairs of their female lover's panties. The Panty Squirrel collects panties from their various lovers and sexual activities as mementoes. Panty Squirrels are most often single, promiscuous men involved in frequent one night stands.
Over the course of several years of promiscuous, single life, Roger had managed to collect a vibrant stash of female underwear from his sexual escapades. Roger had become and obsessed Panty Squirrel.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
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