To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.
Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
When you sneak into the bathroom and take a wicked foul shit while a friend, housemate or family member is taking a hot, steamy shower. Upon dropping the aromatic deuce, do not flush and leave. The aromatic vapors will begin to permeate the shower steam rendering the showerer unable to escape the vile and putrid stench.
Roger returned to the dorm after class and found his dorm mate showering. Knowing he had pinned up quite the rancid beer shit from the party the night before, Roger did a steam drop. Within a few minutes, Roger could her cursing and violent retching from the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015
The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.
Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
by Eaton Holgoode December 07, 2015
Braaaaahhh pick up that ginger prostitute. Not only will she slob your knob for $5 but she’ll nug job you as well.
Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.
Your mom gives the best nug jobs.
Candy gave me a nug job last night. My damn nuts hurt today broooohhh.
Your mom gives the best nug jobs.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
A perfect vagina aka peach with a small, but bushy, tuft of hair above the clitoral area. Somewhat coarse and Brillo like.
I ate Stephanie’s juicy little peach last night and my nose was buried deep in her fragrant peach brillo.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.
Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?
Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.
Thanks broooohhh!
Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.
Thanks broooohhh!
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015