Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Jelly Mouth 

When you have vigorous oral sex with your girlfriend immediately after she comes done at the dentist and is all mouth numbed from Novocain. Reduction in her gag response allows for more gratifying deep throat action and she cannot easily identify your point of orgasm so you can easily throat one down.

I’ll be late today. I’m taking Rachel to the dentist. She can’t go alone? She can but I’m working that jelly mouth as soon as she’s in the car. Ain’t missing that brooohhh.

Jelly Mouth by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Two Tucker 

When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.

Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.

Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.

Two Tucker by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Cheddar Lipz 

A slut/whore that will suck dirty smegma covered cheesedick for drugs or money. Rampant in the street walker and homeless camps.

I was making out with that homeless slut and she had the cheddar lipz. A little too tangy.

Cheddar Lipz by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Bellnap 

When the bellend of the penis is all napped up with dick cheese/ smegma.

Whew! I need to wash. I can smell my own bellnap.

Oddly, she wasn’t repulsed by my bellnap and sucked me off.

Bellnap by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Silk Sock 

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

Silk Sock by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Custard Pop 

The post coital penis. When you bust your nut custard in your girl’s vag or ass and after withdrawal, she graciously orally inhales your juice covered chubster and cleans you off.

Rachel is such a gracious young lover. She always takes the custard pop.

She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.

Custard Pop by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Ball Whopping 

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.

My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.

Ball Whopping by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018