Ranus

Rotten smelling anus.

Dude go wash your fucking ranus.

She had a ranus after her workout.

by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018

Wet Winker

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.

Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Beef Poppers

Big, beefy testicles. Heavy hangers.

Rachel loves to suck my beef poppers.

My beef poppers were smacking against her taint.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018

Gravy Banger

A male who relentlessly continues to hump and pound the vajayjay after busting one, even two, nuts inside his girl.

Carl is a gravy banger. He nuts up his old lady and just pounds her to a frothy, drippy cream.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Poncho Up

Put on a condom. Sheath up. Slip on a raincoat. Don the rubber.

I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.

I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.

My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Fish Spread

When ya go down on dat pussy and spread dem lips and she got da stank puss.

Ohhhhhhhh whew baby you gots da fish spread. Wash dat crack.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018