Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Vinegar Drips 

Ball sack sweat. Drippy, sour, vinegary sweat dripping from the male ball sack and taint areas.

The gusset if my jock strap is absolutely soaked with the vinegar drips. Here take a sniff.

What the hell is that smell? Dude is that your balls? Yea I got the vinegar drips. Go shower broooohhh.

Rachel prefers that I not have the vinegar drips when she teabags me.

Vinegar Drips by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Fried Bean 

The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.

I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.

Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.

That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.

Fried Bean by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Incockrinate 

Indoctrination of how to pleasure your cock. Incockrination is the act of grooming and teaching your girl in the art of how to properly pleasure your cock by doing the things you want and like the most.

I can see I have some work cut out for me. Rachel can’t suck a dick for shit so I’m going to have to incockrinate her.

It took about two months of incockrination but when I get home from work Rachel is on her knees and ready to please.

Incockrinate by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Peenicularhomocide

When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.

Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.

Peenicularhomocide by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Hump Duke 

When your hitting that pussy good and you are beating them guts so hard with your pumps she gotta take a shit after. Ya literally fuck her shit outta her.

I fucked Rachel so hard last night braaahhh she had to run take a hump duke as soon as I busted my nut.

Hump Duke by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Brown Bouys 

When a shit a mess of floating turds.

I just dropped a shit load of brown bouys in there and didn’t flush.

Brown Bouys by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Pink Plunger 

Tounge punching and orally copulating someone’s anus for sexual gratification.

I gave Rachel the pink plunger last night. She was squirming all over. I could barely hold her ass still.

Pink Plunger by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018