Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Knuckle Chum
When you give yourself a hearty wank and bust a load all down your hand and fingers and fail to clean up the nut adequately leaving crusty jizz on the knuckles.
You might want to put a little hand lotion on your digits there braaaaaahhh. Skin looks a little dry and flakey. Naaaaaahhhh brooooohhhb that’s just knuckle chum. I didn’t wash my hand earlier after I gave it a good wank.
Knuckle Chum by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018
Pump Stank
When you are hitting her pooter good from behind but each slam body slam against her ass sends a nasty waff of hot,sweaty booty stank straight up your nostrils.
Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.
Pump Stank by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018
Unc Knuck’d
When your creepy uncle sneaks into your room and gives you a quick finger bang to his finger(s) second knuckle. Performed vaginally or anally depending upon your uncle’s preference.
Unc Knuck’d by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018
Vintage Seed
Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
Vintage Seed by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
Granny’s Yarn Ball
An old women’s dingleberry. Generally a much larger than usual knotted up clump of old, gray ass hairs. Like a yarn ball dangling out the ass.
I was over at nanna’s house today. She bent over in her house coat and I caught a glimpse of granny’s yarn ball. I’ll never be the same.
Granny’s Yarn Ball by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
Pancake Nippers
Big ol’ round, brown/tan nipples. Generally found on big ol’ titties but pancakers can be found on any sized tit and is considered a treasure when found.
Betty got so gol’ darned excited at the concert that she whipped off her shirt and big ol’ pancake nippers were a flipping and a flopping.
Pancake Nippers by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
Gingerberries
She was a smoking hot ginger and I took her home but she had the worst gingerberries one ever seen. Couldn’t lick her booty they were so thick.
Gingerberries by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018