Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Hank Wank
Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.
I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.
Hank Wank by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Studded Movement
When your bowel movement is “studded” with noticeable food remnants from past meals. Corn, nuts and leafy greens are often the primary studs one will find in a freshly pinched loaf.
You should have seen the corn in the studded movement I just had. It had to be a full roasting ear’s worth.
I just had a nutty studded movement. I need to pay off the almonds. It was rather painful.
Well that salad didn’t stay in me very long. I just blew out lunch in one leafy studded movement.
I just had a nutty studded movement. I need to pay off the almonds. It was rather painful.
Well that salad didn’t stay in me very long. I just blew out lunch in one leafy studded movement.
Studded Movement by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Left Me Open
Last night he hit my ass and left me open.
He gave me an anal wake up this morning and left me open on the way to work.
He gave me an anal wake up this morning and left me open on the way to work.
Left Me Open by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Ol’ Star Burst
Bursting a premature nut while attempting to perform anal sex. Rim firing your load on his or her brown star when trying to enter. Usually caused by being too turned on and that starfish being too damn tight.
Rachel’s ass is so damn tight I ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.
My uncle snuck in my room and tried to dry crack me but he ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.
My uncle snuck in my room and tried to dry crack me but he ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.
Ol’ Star Burst by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Demberries
What ya say when ya find out she or he got the dingleberries just before you stick ya dick in their ass.
Ewwwwww baby you nasty. You got demberries.
He bent over to take my engorged fuck knob but I could only shout man dude you got demberries.
He bent over to take my engorged fuck knob but I could only shout man dude you got demberries.
Demberries by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Soft Poppin’
That soft popping, flesh smacking sound made from skin to skin slapping during doggie style intercourse.
I could hear soft poppin’ coming from my roommates bedroom so I knew he was hitting some chick from behind.
I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.
Soft Poppin’ by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Butter Flaps
I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.
All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.
All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.
Butter Flaps by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018