Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Gorilla Pits
I couldn't wait to suck on Brenda's big ole titties but when she took her top off she had gorilla pits.
Gorilla Pits by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
Dil Flakes
Created from unclean, unhygienic paractices. Found on heavily used dildos primarily under the head, under the simulated veins and other porous cracks and crevices. When left unwashed after use, the user's vaginal or anal discharge hardens and dries to a flakey consistency. It may reconstitute into liquid again upon reuse of the device. Just wash your sex toys to avoid this nastiness.
I looked in my Mom's nightstand and was totally grossed out by the Dil Flakes on her big black dildo.
Dil Flakes by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Cheese Squeeze
Cheese Squeeze by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Beef Drop
Launching the most egregious, rank and gag inducing flatulence while in a crowded room. The kind that's thick and clings to the air for several minutes but still lingers in the nostrils after it dissipates.
Don't go over by the bar for about 10 minutes. I just did a beef drop. Look at them over there. They can't breath.
Beef Drop by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Pre-Fetus Feed
Pre-Fetus Feed by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Lugworm
A fat, limp penis. Typical the penis is a post ejaculation state. However, applies to any fat, limp dick.
Lugworm by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Grunt Nugget
Another term for feces. A dump. However, grunt nuggets are often of a small, multiple round variety.
Wow braaaahhhh. My ass hole is sore. I just birthed a dozen grunt nuggets. I need to get hydrated more.
Grunt Nugget by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017