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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bearded Button 

An extremely hairy bunghole/anal sphincter. Marked by bushy, coarse hair around the o-ring.
I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.

She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
Bearded Button by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Facility Tranquility 

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.
I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.

Red Curry Dragon 

When your asshole turns into a fire expelling dragon from engorging oneself on the House is Curry all you can eat special.
Where’s Carl? He’s been in and out of his office a lot today. Is everything ok? He’s fine. Just a little red curry dragon. We took the new client out to House of Curry last night. Well that explains why the stall has been tied up all morning.
Red Curry Dragon by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Cheek Meat

When she’s got her short shorts on and about an inch, give or take, of ass cheek is hanging out tue bottom back end. Guaranteed to turn male heads regardless of the amount of meat hanging out.
The gym was full today of females working out and there was quite a bit of cheek meat showing I must admit.
Cheek Meat by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Dangling Nancy 

A large, dangling dingleberry suffered by someone with excessively coarse ass hair and requires assistance from another to remove it with scissors.
My sister had to help me trim off this dangling Nancy that was really knotted up.
Dangling Nancy by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Gizzard Slaps 

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.
Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.
Gizzard Slaps by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Uterine Flush 

The female period. On the rag. Aunt Flo. Monthly bill.
Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.

Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
Uterine Flush by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019