Earl Montmorency Grey's definitions

bedbugs

drugs. Illegal ones.

"'Ere mister, got any bedbugs....?"

by Earl Montmorency Grey July 18, 2005

done up like a kipper

Blimey yes these drugs are working.

"He doesn't even remember being there..."
"Yeah, he was done up like a kipper"

by Earl Montmorency Grey July 18, 2005

Beer O'clock

That fragile time in the post party morning between 8 and 11 (12 Sundays) when the ravaged body is forlornly waiting for the pub to open.
Can also refer to debates on nearest open corner shop and what time they will sell booze to ne'er do wells.

"The bedbugs have worn off....."
"Oh christ, is it beer o'clock yet?"

by Earl Montmorency Grey July 18, 2005