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Definitions by Earl Montmorency Grey

Beer O'clock 

That fragile time in the post party morning between 8 and 11 (12 Sundays) when the ravaged body is forlornly waiting for the pub to open.
Can also refer to debates on nearest open corner shop and what time they will sell booze to ne'er do wells.
"The bedbugs have worn off....."
"Oh christ, is it beer o'clock yet?"
"'Ere mister, got any bedbugs....?"

done up like a kipper 

Blimey yes these drugs are working.
"He doesn't even remember being there..."
"Yeah, he was done up like a kipper"