EROCK's definitions

proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.

Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.

by Erock April 7, 2004

Soft serve

-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ

Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!

by Erock November 12, 2004

ginebox

a girls "magic box"

Nani: "dude...you should hit up that girl....she has some nice tattyfats and bumtank..."
Erock: "Yeah...and i've heard she has a tight ginebox"

by erock March 22, 2004

scronk

synonym for screw, fuck, doing the deed, bumping uglies, dropping in, tapping that shit, etc.

Matlock was a repeat, so we scronked instead.

by ERock May 15, 2004

jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004

bumtank

1. a bum
2. a sweet ass, the one where once you see it you get this uncontrollable urge to go jump on it and ride it like a tricycle

Nani: "Alright bro, that sloot has a great bumtank."
Erock: "Affirmative"

by erock March 22, 2004

reindeer games

Code name for sex, used when you can't say sex.

Playing reindeer games.

by EROCK August 27, 2004