EROCK's definitions

jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper

ahhh my weener is in my zipper

by EROCK February 2, 2003

emho

early morning hard on. also known as morning wood.

by Erock June 29, 2003

g'd up from the feet up

Pimped out to the max. Starting with the shoes, most likely Bruno Maglis, to the Zanella slacks, Nat Nat shirt and Kangol brim.

Leon walked into the club g'd up from the feet up. All the women turned their heads his way as he strolled to the bar.

by Erock June 29, 2003

firestarter

A girl who won't get wet and will use your cock as Kindling in her vaginal fire.

That girl was a firestarter.

by Erock April 6, 2004

sweat bitch

Whore. Basically a woman whose only purpose is to provide a sexual opening for exercise (sweating).

Bitch can't form a sentence or cook a decent meal; 'bout all she's good for is a sweatbitch.

Yo sweatbitch, git me a beer.

by Erock April 14, 2004

rig-niner

To make something work that shouldn't work with the knowledge an average human processes. Super human brain powers are required for such tasks.

Jimmy rig-ninered the TV to pull in Mexican Wrestling with rabbit feet he bought at the circus from a bearded woman.

by Erock June 28, 2004