A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004
Get the humping the stat monkeymug. by Erock November 12, 2004
Get the Soft servemug. A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.
Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 07, 2004
Get the proxy husbandmug. extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag
by Erock March 22, 2004
Get the tattyfatsmug. 
by EROCK February 02, 2003
Get the illymug. urban vernacular for "can you comprehend what im saying?" or "do you understand what i mean?"
can be attached to the end of any statement, especially if you make rap music or play basketball.
can be attached to the end of any statement, especially if you make rap music or play basketball.
by erock March 13, 2004
Get the knahimeanmug.