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To make something work that shouldn't work with the knowledge an average human processes. Super human brain powers are required for such tasks.
Jimmy rig-ninered the TV to pull in Mexican Wrestling with rabbit feet he bought at the circus from a bearded woman.
by Erock June 28, 2004
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Eveth is my ride or die chick
by Erock July 23, 2015
Get the eveth mug.Bitch can't form a sentence or cook a decent meal; 'bout all she's good for is a sweatbitch.
Yo sweatbitch, git me a beer.
Yo sweatbitch, git me a beer.
by Erock April 14, 2004
Get the sweat bitch mug.brown, hairy boy who likes the casino occasionaly shaves his ass for the ladies. Refuses to smoke marijuana due to asthma in his uterus. Fantasy Buffalo Bills with worst pick in the draft.
"Damn i just lost 200 dollars in the fantasy basketball playoffs after being first all year. Im going to shave my ass and enjoy it. I got randy johnson 2nd round with wagner in the 4th ." - Steve
"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave
"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave
by erock March 12, 2004
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Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004
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Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 7, 2004
Get the proxy husband mug.extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag
by Erock March 22, 2004
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