EROCK's definitions

emho

early morning hard on. also known as morning wood.

by Erock June 29, 2003

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

Ginormous

Word meaning Giant and Enormous at the same time.

Those titties are Ginormous!

by Erock November 11, 2004

tattyfats

extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag

Erock: "HOLY SHIT NANI...check out that girls tattyfats..."
Nani: "wow..."

by Erock March 22, 2004

firestarter

A girl who won't get wet and will use your cock as Kindling in her vaginal fire.

That girl was a firestarter.

by Erock April 6, 2004

bajaji

brown, hairy boy who likes the casino occasionaly shaves his ass for the ladies. Refuses to smoke marijuana due to asthma in his uterus. Fantasy Buffalo Bills with worst pick in the draft.

"Damn i just lost 200 dollars in the fantasy basketball playoffs after being first all year. Im going to shave my ass and enjoy it. I got randy johnson 2nd round with wagner in the 4th ." - Steve

"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave

by erock March 12, 2004

Punani

A person who is a pussy; a baby

"Wow....Noah is being a humassive punani today"

by Erock March 22, 2004