EROCK's definitions

bajaji

brown, hairy boy who likes the casino occasionaly shaves his ass for the ladies. Refuses to smoke marijuana due to asthma in his uterus. Fantasy Buffalo Bills with worst pick in the draft.

"Damn i just lost 200 dollars in the fantasy basketball playoffs after being first all year. Im going to shave my ass and enjoy it. I got randy johnson 2nd round with wagner in the 4th ." - Steve

"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave

by erock March 12, 2004

proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.

Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.

by Erock April 7, 2004

Soft serve

-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ

Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!

by Erock November 12, 2004

butt pee

When your poo has the consistency of pee.

After drinking a case of Old Milwaukee, Jeff had a serious case of butt pee.

by Erock April 6, 2004

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper

ahhh my weener is in my zipper

by EROCK February 2, 2003

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

reindeer games

Code name for sex, used when you can't say sex.

Playing reindeer games.

by EROCK August 27, 2004