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A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.
Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 07, 2004
brown, hairy boy who likes the casino occasionaly shaves his ass for the ladies. Refuses to smoke marijuana due to asthma in his uterus. Fantasy Buffalo Bills with worst pick in the draft.
"Damn i just lost 200 dollars in the fantasy basketball playoffs after being first all year. Im going to shave my ass and enjoy it. I got randy johnson 2nd round with wagner in the 4th ." - Steve
"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave
"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave
by erock March 13, 2004
Dude, I need some major ventilation to get rid of this butter butt.
I got through 15 holes of swealtering heat before the butter butt needed a wipedown.
I got through 15 holes of swealtering heat before the butter butt needed a wipedown.
by Erock April 19, 2004
by Erock November 13, 2004
To make something work that shouldn't work with the knowledge an average human processes. Super human brain powers are required for such tasks.
Jimmy rig-ninered the TV to pull in Mexican Wrestling with rabbit feet he bought at the circus from a bearded woman.
by Erock June 28, 2004
Nani: "dude...you should hit up that girl....she has some nice tattyfats and bumtank..."
Erock: "Yeah...and i've heard she has a tight ginebox"
Erock: "Yeah...and i've heard she has a tight ginebox"
by erock March 23, 2004