ERIC's definitions

D'oh

Expressing frustration at the realization that things have turned out badly or not as planned or that one has just said or done something foolish. Also implying that another person has said or done something foolish.

Person 1: Hey, man. I had sex with your girlfriend last night.
Person 2: D'OH!

Person 1; Hey! Where are your pants?
Person 2: D'OH!

by Eric June 10, 2004

frappas

a person with red hair.

check out the frappas with the mini-skirt!

by eric March 5, 2004

Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Eric April 7, 2005

piehl

someone who is perfect;descendant of the Christian God

"Hey, look at piehl over there, he's so perfect..."

by Eric January 25, 2005

shraft

Politically correct slang for shitload, buttload, etc.

Man, I drank a shraft of beer last Friday night!

by Eric July 9, 2004

FUPAGE

1:Derived from the word FUPA; meaning Fat Upper Pussy Area. 2: Excessive cellulite located just above the vaginal area and below the abdomin

That girl has massive FUPAGE, then why is she wearing such a small top

by Eric March 27, 2003

groos

the words goose and gross mashed together to symbolize mother teresa's extreme power over the weak and the colour of St-Lawrence

bacon bits are groos on salad.

by Eric November 6, 2004