lacrosse

What real men do during Baseball season.
Lacrosse is 10x > than baseball
by Eric February 12, 2005
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false thong

When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.
Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''
by Eric May 13, 2005
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hot blonde

blonde: hottest type of girl on earth
whoa shes blonde, check out that ass pussy and those tits! the most perfect type of girl alive!
by eric September 26, 2004
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down like the ground

Something made up by whitey to make himself sound more "street"... even though nobody knows what the hell he's talking about
Person #1: Do you want to go to the park?
Person #2: I'm down like the ground for that.
by Eric December 03, 2004
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velvet underground

a rock & roll band of the late sixties, possibly the most influential band of all time.
by Eric July 08, 2004
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zamoti

From the Hindi language as seen on Asia TV. The true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the English language:

1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.

NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.
Dude, I went to Tee-Jay's and there was zamoti all over my water glass!
by Eric July 11, 2004
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jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth
john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping
by eric August 04, 2003
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