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a website where people show off their private parts and doing NASTY sexual stuff. It also shows the Thomas and friends all engines go, a cartoon inappropriate for kids
on the subway to work, i saw a kid on his Ipad watching this shit show called "Thomas & friends all engines go" a horrible revival of the beloved classic show on pornhub.com and below the video i saw a woman fingering her vagina. and in my mind I'm like "Wow these kids can really watch trashy and inappropriate stuff on the web these days"
by EMD F59PHI November 15, 2024
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That’s when I saw it — a white Honda Fit swerving wildly in my rearview mirror. At first I thought it was just another impatient driver trying to weave through. But then I got a clear look I gasped loudly who was driving the reckless Honda fit, it was Jeremy. My teacher in school, known as Mr. Thompson. And he wasn’t just distracted by his cell phone. He was… masturbating. While driving. Full-blown, screen-on, volume-up — I could hear the porn blasting through his speakers even with my windows up. It was unreal. Like something out of a nightmare. And he wasn’t even trying to hide it. It wasn’t just gross. It was a full-on jerkmare.
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bankruptcy, marking one of the largest corporate failures in U.S. history.
In 1976, the railroad’s remaining assets, along with those of other struggling northeastern railroads, were handed over to the newly established Consolidated Rail Corporation (Conrail). Conrail operated successfully until its eventual division in 1999 between Norfolk Southern and CSX Transportation, with Norfolk Southern inheriting much of the former PRR system. Amtrak acquire control of PRR’s electrified Main Line east of Harrisburg, preserving a critical piece of its legacy.
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