EH of HB's definitions

Squak mustard

Vial, colorfull, odiferious discharge released from the vagina. Infection is certainly to blame.

You should have seen the squak mustard smeared over those Pastrami flaps on that chick I took home last night.

by EH of HB September 12, 2007

living lipstick

A man's penis, part of his junk.

That slut gave me such a good hummer, to my living lipstick I had to pull my BVD's outta my ass.

by EH of HB December 5, 2007

gaposis stickmentosis

Usually pertaining to the distant gap between the two front upper teeth.

Check the gaposis stickmentosis on tha brotha he could open a can of V8.

by EH of HB November 10, 2007

shrime

One who behaves in such a manner, e.g. dork.

Tim and Terry were acting like shrimes last night.

by EH of HB October 18, 2007

danglin' diner

male genitalia, penis.

That chick could not handle my portion of my danglin' diner,due to it's massiveness.

by EH of HB November 26, 2007

punani lale

We all know what punani means, what you might not know is that "lale" pronounced (lah lay) means beautiful flower. A much more deserved acclaim than the ordinary, of which there is no substitute. YUM YUM GOOOOOOD!

The girl I met last night had such a punani lale, I didn't even tap her. But I sure tended her flower garden, while I slaked my thirst with her copius amount of nectar.

by EH of HB March 29, 2008

tied ballon

The wrinkled skin around your anus.

Did you see that slut's anus? It looked just like a tied ballon.

by EH of HB December 11, 2007