Beef curtains

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

by EH of HB September 03, 2007

fiddle

Glass pipe for smoking meth.

The fiddler is blowing a new fiddle, so he can smoke his crittle.

by EH of HB October 20, 2007

gaposis stickmentosis

Usually pertaining to the distant gap between the two front upper teeth.

Check the gaposis stickmentosis on tha brotha he could open a can of V8.

by EH of HB October 24, 2007

Squak mustard

Vial, colorfull, odiferious discharge released from the vagina. Infection is certainly to blame.

You should have seen the squak mustard smeared over those Pastrami flaps on that chick I took home last night.

by EH of HB September 03, 2007

draggin' nuts

Part of male genitalia, testicles.

My balls are so big , my doctor had to lift them off the ground, to check for a hernia. Hence "draggin' nuts".

by EH of HB November 05, 2007

shrime

One who behaves in such a manner, e.g. dork.

Tim and Terry were acting like shrimes last night.

by EH of HB October 03, 2007

tied ballon

The wrinkled skin around your anus.

Did you see that slut's anus? It looked just like a tied ballon.

by EH of HB November 15, 2007