Definitions by E. Powell

Pakcident 

A road traffic accident where there is an Asian involved and always at fault.
Commonplace in the UK.

D: How come them 15 pakis were standing on the hard shoulder next to that Toyota Carina E?

E: Looks like he hit the central reservation, must have been a Pakcident.

Pakcident by E. Powell October 2, 2007

Wakcident 

A road traffic accident, prodomently occuring in the UK, involving Women Pakis (Wakis) who are uninsured and covered by a blanket Community Licence. They generally can't see over the steering wheel of their vehicle and almost always are wearing Burkahs at the time of the Wakcident. After the Wakcident there is very little exchange of English. The Waki is always at fault.

D: Man wtf was that?

E: You're fucked, a Carina E has just ploughed into the side of you, it doesn't look like anyone is driving.

D: Fuck, i know what this is, it's a Wakcident.

Wakcident by E. Powell October 2, 2007