Definitions by E. Ho

undie monster 

a mythical beast that steals your undies in the middle of the night whilst you are sleeping, most often after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

The undie monster paid me a visit last night.

undie monster by E. Ho September 27, 2009

jizz fairy 

a mythical fairy that visits males during sleep and sprinkles them with semen. the jizz fairy is used to explain nocturnal emissions (also known as "wet dreams").

The jizz fairy paid me a visit last night, so I decided to wash my sheets today.

jizz fairy by E. Ho February 19, 2009

turduckel 

A redneck delicacy: turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a squirrel.

Mmm. This turduckel is finger-lickin' good.

turduckel by E. Ho December 9, 2008

dinosaurgy 

An orgy involving dinosaurs.

The Stegosaurus, T. Rex, and Triceratops all went over to the Pterodactyl's house for a dinosaurgy.

dinosaurgy by E. Ho March 29, 2008