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headdesk

the act of banging one's head on a desk repeatedly.
that was lame. *headdesk*
by e February 5, 2005
mugGet the headdeskmug.

fagdaddy

The 'Fag' of all fags. Call it the king of the queers, if you will.
Adrian likes to hang out in West Hollywood with the he-shes; looks like he might be the fagdaddy afterall.
by E December 15, 2004
mugGet the fagdaddymug.

good fella

A guy you can trust, and who is fun to be around.
your gonna like this guy hes a good fella
by E December 30, 2002
mugGet the good fellamug.

Gucci

An expensive P.O.S. that people buy to feel they have money
look at that fool trying to be a playa in his wanna be azz gucci
by E December 30, 2002
mugGet the Guccimug.

The Ancient Ones

The Ancient Rulers of the Darkness, in a time before Time, when no Light existed. They who were slain by The Elder Gods, namely Marduk, begotten son of The Father Enki; Marduk who is Lord of Lords and Magician of Magicians, First Born and Ruler of The Elder Gods, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Word, The Magic Number and The Magic Shape and were cast into the eternal Abyss, The Netherworld, called Hades and Absu.

From the blood of Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, was the race of Man created and from the fluids of the vile Serpent Tiamat were the Heavens, the Stars and the Earth created.

The Ancient Ones keep constant watch over The Gates of Absu, forever seeking enterance into Our World, so that They may rule the Earth.

Wicked are those magicians that are skilled that they may rouse The Ancient Ones and rouse The Serpent of The Deep Waters, known as Cthulhu, and grant them access into Our World.

Grant thyself power by The Names of Elder Gods by reading and following to the letter the formulae contained within the pages of The Necronomicon, known as The Book of The Black Earth and The Book of the Dead, brought to us from the teachings and scripts of Abdul Alhazarad, known by many as The Mad Arab, paying particular attention to those written down within the pages of The Maklu Text and The Book of The Calling.
The Elder Gods did War in Heaven with The Ancient Ones, so as to create Light out of Supreme Darkness and the Heavens and The Earth and all that dwell therein.
by E April 6, 2005
mugGet the The Ancient Onesmug.

daughter of a bastard

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.
Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.
by E April 7, 2005
mugGet the daughter of a bastardmug.

pop the trunk

(v.) to open the trunk of ones vehicle with an ulterior motive, such as getting a weapon or showing off a sound system
"If he keep on talkin' shit, I'm fixin' to pop the trunk." - Pimp C of UGK
by E June 30, 2003
mugGet the pop the trunkmug.

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