roffles waffles

it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.

Person 1: "OMG LOL"

Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"

Me: "fuck off you cunts"

by Dysfunction September 11, 2003

Ends

Money. What we all live and die for.

"Ends. Some people would rob they mother for the ends.
Rats snitch on one another for the ends.
Sometimes kids get murdered, for the ends.
So before we go any further I want my ends." - Everlast "Ends".

"So he falls off track, starts smoking the crack. And once it hits his brain it starts to chain react."

by Dysfunction January 18, 2004

US Government

America is good and all but the government is fucked up. But America's Army is the best part of it :)

America's Army should overthrow America's Government.

by Dysfunction October 26, 2003

people inside the phone

1) People who live inside your phone and talk to you when it rings. Usually picking really bad times to talk to you.

"I threw my phone and all the people inside spilled over my living room"

by Dysfunction September 06, 2003

quit

to stop smoking or doing drugs.

Dumb Stoner: "w4nn4 g0 sm0k3 s0m3 1337 w33d?!"

Person who quit: "eat a dick dumb putz"

Stoner: "WTF H4X OMG@!!! I'm getting arrested! WTF!!!"

by Dysfunction September 14, 2003

johnny depp

awesome actor. I'm not gay or anything, but he's a fucking beast. Johnny, your great. (Blow, Pirates, and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas were your best man!)

Johnny Depp: "What the fuck?" (in Blow )
Me: "rofl!"

by Dysfunction September 25, 2003

aplaca

A mental or dysfunctional family

They are such Aplacas

by Dysfunction July 09, 2019