Definitions by Dylan Hamilton

surfer

A rare form of the homo sapien. Rarely found, nearly extinct. Supposedly inhabits the coastlines of North America and Hawaii.

Beware of the many impersonators of this rare organism. There are at least 10 impersonating posers for every 1 authentic surfer.

Fuckin' posers ruin this fuckin' sport, wheres Dora when you need him.

surfer by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

Miki dora 

A great surfer and very controversial character from the 60s. Started the locaslism movement which is still rampant on beaches in California and Hawaii today.

I dunno, Dora was nuts.

Miki dora by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

surf 

Fuckin' sick ass sport, riding down THE FACE of waves on a fiberglass covered foam board. But has too many posers.

Listen, assholes. Just cause you wear your white O'Neill sweatshirt and cruise on the whitewater once a year and hang out in surfshops every weekend, doesn't mean you're a surfer.

Fucking tards. Posers, and localized fuckwits like Miki Dora ruined the sport.

Still fun though. Just fuck off, posers.

There are ten surf posers for every real surfer.

surf by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

fish 

A surfboard from 5'5 to 6 feet. Good for well formed waves from 2 to 10 feet. After that it gets obsolete and harder to paddle . Great for making turns and doing stunts and aerials.

I don't have a fish but I may get one for carving.

fish by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

longboard

A surfboard from 8 to 12 feet, though it can go bigger. Easy to catch waves on, though waves over 9 feet it gets a bit nasty.

Easy to paddle, too.

I got a 9'0 longgy, pretty easy to paddle.

longboard by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

Dan Rather 

See Dinosaur or fossil.

Dan Rather needs to wipe his mouth once in a while. He drools more than my dog.

Dan Rather by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

big wave gun 

A board from 8-9 feet. Specially shaped for big waves and good for Mavericks, Waimea, Cortes Bank, or wherever else the hell you have the balls to use it.

Big board for big waves.

big wave gun by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005