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A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. Named after Reese, who didn’t just catch pornbrain—he majored in it. If brain cells were tabs, his are all stuck buffering on page 47 of the hub.
Example:
Nick: “Reese, it’s a math problem.”
Reese: “Yeah but 69 is in it, guy”
Nick: "You really the headache king wit a pornbrain"
Nick: “Reese, it’s a math problem.”
Reese: “Yeah but 69 is in it, guy”
Nick: "You really the headache king wit a pornbrain"
by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025
Get the Pornbrain mug.A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. People with pornbrain can’t go five minutes without thinking someone’s about to say, “I’ve never done this before…”
Jake: “Bro, why did Reese fail the math test?”
Connor: “He saw the word ‘deep’ in a word problem and started blushing. Full-on pornbrain.”
Connor: “He saw the word ‘deep’ in a word problem and started blushing. Full-on pornbrain.”
by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025
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Connor: “Bro that’s just your pornbrain actin’ up again.”
Connor: “Bro that’s just your pornbrain actin’ up again.”
by Dylan Cormier April 23, 2025
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