Dusitn for Pres in 96's definitions

Ass Ninja

a practitioner of the ancient art of ninjitsu, who happens to enjoy smoking the occasional wiener.

The guy that lives accross the hall from me is an ass ninja

by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005

Maurice Green

A run in a marijuana ciggarette (see joint, blunt). Named after the famous olympic sprinter.

Guy1: Oh man, catch that Maurice Green
Guy2: Screw it lets go get some tasty, smooth pudding
Guy1:yeah

by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005

Dime Piece

"Dime Piece" is a combination of the words "Dime" and "Piece". It is used to describe the small bits of an american 10 cent coin that has been broken into multiple parts

hey man, i just broke my dime.
"don't worry i have an extra dime piece here"
cool, now i have enough to but some tasty, smooth pudding

by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005

smegmatic

An expression used to describe something that is smega-like in smell, look, or consistency

your sister's breath was very smegmatic this morning, so i told her to eat some mouth wash flavored pudding

by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005

i hate eskimos

the most prophetic phase ever uttered by mark twain... he was a very progressive thinker. god damn i hate those fuckin eskimos

i hate eskimos almost as much as i hate lewis's sister, even though she gives wonderful chewin(see chewin).

by Dusitn for pres in 96 April 24, 2005

diabolical duo

literally: Duncil and Lewis.
A phrase used to describe a team of crime fighters, whose analytical skills are matched only by that of a chimpanzee and a clam.
2) the nightmare of anyone who would even dream of commiting a crime in the vicinity of north yorkshire england

holy shit, stop screwing that sheep, here comes the diabolical duo!

by Dusitn for pres in 96 April 24, 2005

Axis of Evil

all of you cocksuckers will pay, you are the ones who are the balllickers, you just wait until the diabolical duo get their crime stopping hands on you, then you will be as sorry as an Iraqi camel herder! You Sudanese Tribesman will all pay for your bush bashing, i hope you die and burn in hell, aka Detroit!

Guy1:Oh man that axis of evil really sucks chimpanzee balls
Guy2:don't worry, here comes the diabolical duo!
Guy1: oh good, now we can go get some tasty smooth puddng

by Dusitn for pres in 96 April 24, 2005