Definitions by Durt McGurt

poverty button

The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.

Darren's Sandpiper doesn't have an AC, but it does have a poverty button.

poverty button by Durt McGurt July 1, 2024

Poverty Button

An unlabeled, unusable button or switch in your car because you couldn't afford the option upgrade.

Every time I look at that unlabeled poverty button on my dash, I'm reminded of the heated seats I couldn't afford.

Poverty Button by Durt McGurt November 13, 2023

Republiquin 

A full size representation of a politician who identifies and affiliates him/herself with the Republican Party, who has veered so far off course from historical Republican values that his/her identity is now more closely aligned with cowardice, hypocrisy and faux signalling; a dummy.

In his NINTH fucking term, and in his personal quest to become the 55th speaker of the US House of Representatives, Kevin McCarthy is now the alpha Republiquin.

Republiquin by Durt McGurt March 12, 2023

microaggravation 

A less than minor inconvenience, which nevertheless, sucks your soul in a bad way.

No, YouTube, I don't want to try a Premium Free Trial. This is the 10th microaggravation they've sent me today.

microaggravation by Durt McGurt September 18, 2021

Schindler Bush

A very hairy mons pubis. Its origin stems from the movie "Schindler's List", wherein many of the naked women lined up for "showers" sported huge bush.

"I can tell by Heidi's mustache, she got Schindler Bush."

Schindler Bush by Durt McGurt April 16, 2008

Schindley Bush 

The male version of Schindler Bush.

"Damn, Kevin, even the Mach 3 won't take care of that Schindley Bush."

Schindley Bush by Durt McGurt April 16, 2008