Dunky Oggins's definitions

grease the gash

female masturbation

June was bored: Alec had been playing with his gnomes for hours, so she went upstairs to grease the gash.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003

paisley removal

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.

I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

raspberry swirly

Sexual intercourse during which one or both partners break wind. Frequently this will cause the eroticism of the moment to dissolve in a fit of giggling, and the male participant to end up with a conger eel.

Kevin was very excited anticipating a night of passion with Kylie, but just ended up with a disappointing raspberry swirly.

by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

clitty clitty bang bang

To masturbate a woman by prodding her clitoris with one's erect penis.

Cherie was riding the cotton pony and Tony did not fancy a strawberry swirly, so he gave her a clitty clitty bang bang.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

jelly jewellery

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.
"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

up the duff

To be pregnant.

It was very embarrssing for Kevin when he got Peggy up the duff, but it served him right for trying to save money by using a flak jacket.

by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003