minge winker

a striptease artiste

Widdecombe gave up politics to become a minge winker.

by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003

Bombay omelette

vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.

watch out for that Bombay omelette!

by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003

sports bag

A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.

Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003

scatting

A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.

by Dunky Oggins December 17, 2003

diving into the red sea

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003

shit shag

anal intercourse

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003