syphon the python

to urinate

i better go syphon the python before my bag bursts.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

diving into the red sea

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

Christmas crackers

The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.

by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003

dilberry

excrement clinging to the hairs around the anus

I had to use a wet flannel to get rid of that damn dilberry.

by Dunky Oggins October 24, 2003

French fuck

To masturbate by placing one's penis between a woman's breasts.

Definition of clinical insanity: when you would prefer to be submitting entries to the Urban Dictionary rather than having a French fuck with Britney.

by Dunky Oggins January 02, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)

Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.

by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003

raspberry swirly

Sexual intercourse during which one or both partners break wind. Frequently this will cause the eroticism of the moment to dissolve in a fit of giggling, and the male participant to end up with a conger eel.

Kevin was very excited anticipating a night of passion with Kylie, but just ended up with a disappointing raspberry swirly.

by Dunky Oggins December 05, 2003