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Definitions by Dump truck

Dirty tomahawk 

After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.
She said that I didn't make her cum....she got the dirty tomahawk.....
Dirty tomahawk by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Sasquatch crotch 

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.
The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.
Sasquatch crotch by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Ghetto snow

When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.
Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!
Ghetto snow by Dump truck December 8, 2016

Detroit detention 

The act of hog-tying a female in bondage, usually over an exercise ball with her ass in the air, ball-gagging her, and spanking her while telling her how worthless she is until her will to fight is broken and she tickles all over the place.
If you talk to me like that again I'm going to give you Detroit detention!
Detroit detention by Dump truck December 6, 2016

Beijing bondage 

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.
Beijing bondage by Dump truck December 6, 2016
Millennials who feel the need to immortalize themselves by having their names put in the urban dictionary.... As if anyone else cares about them. Also known as narcissistic, thumb-sucking, need a trophy just for waking up each day douche bags.
Unreal how many skells abuse the urban dictionary!
Skells by Dump truck December 6, 2016

Colombian inquisition 

A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.
The bitch done me wrong so she's getting the old Colombian inquisition tonight.