Dirty tomahawk

After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.

She said that I didn't make her cum....she got the dirty tomahawk.....

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

by Dump truck November 04, 2016

Flamethrower

Bouncer at a gay bar.

Did you see how far the flamethrower threw that dude?

by Dump truck November 20, 2016

Whisker burn

A rash one gets from having sex with a female that had shaved roughly 12 to 48 hours ago.

I knew that I was going to get whisker burn from eating her out, but I did it anyway.

by Dump truck November 04, 2016

Super losers

Idiots who protest because their team lost the Super Bowl.

I can't believe that the Super losers are protesting this...... The ignorance of these people baffles me.......I wish they would get a life.

by Dump truck February 07, 2017

Ice cube club

When you jizz in an ice cube tray, freeze it, then have a party with your friends and make mixed drinks with them..... Bottoms up!!!

I don't think I'm a member of the ice cube club, but all of my friends are!!!

by Dump truck January 02, 2017

Skells

Millennials who feel the need to immortalize themselves by having their names put in the urban dictionary.... As if anyone else cares about them. Also known as narcissistic, thumb-sucking, need a trophy just for waking up each day douche bags.

Unreal how many skells abuse the urban dictionary!

by Dump truck December 06, 2016