Dump Truck's definitions

Toadie

A girl who socks dick like a bullfrog swallowing a fly.

Every guy dreams of getting head from a toadie.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 4, 2017

Mangerines

Testicles

She was so mad at me she tried to kick me in me mangerines.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Ice cube club

When you jizz in an ice cube tray, freeze it, then have a party with your friends and make mixed drinks with them..... Bottoms up!!!

I don't think I'm a member of the ice cube club, but all of my friends are!!!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Super losers

Idiots who protest because their team lost the Super Bowl.

I can't believe that the Super losers are protesting this...... The ignorance of these people baffles me.......I wish they would get a life.

by Dump truck February 7, 2017

Skells

Millennials who feel the need to immortalize themselves by having their names put in the urban dictionary.... As if anyone else cares about them. Also known as narcissistic, thumb-sucking, need a trophy just for waking up each day douche bags.

Unreal how many skells abuse the urban dictionary!

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

Dirty tomahawk

After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.

She said that I didn't make her cum....she got the dirty tomahawk.....

by Dump truck December 23, 2016