The 8 Mile smile

The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.

Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.

by Dump truck January 03, 2017

Pee-knuckle

A very small penis.

I wouldn't touch that chick with your Pee-knuckle.

by Dump truck November 05, 2016

Ride that magic carpet

Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.

by Dump truck November 05, 2016

Trumpetiquette

Politically incorrectness.

It's about time Americans stopped sugar-coating everything and learn Trumpetiquette.

by Dump truck November 09, 2016

Pubic gravity

The force felt when two people are attracted to each other by their genitals and all that either one of them can think about when they are around each other is ripping their clothes off and getting down to hard-core fucking.

I know that I've got the hots for that fine ass bitch at work, maybe it's pubic gravity......

by Dump truck January 30, 2017

The friggin chicken

When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.

Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Nebraska No-No

Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.

No matter how bored I am, I would never do the Nebraska No-No.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016