by Dump truck December 06, 2016
When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.
My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......
by Dump truck December 23, 2016
Millennials who feel the need to immortalize themselves by having their names put in the urban dictionary.... As if anyone else cares about them. Also known as narcissistic, thumb-sucking, need a trophy just for waking up each day douche bags.
by Dump truck December 07, 2016
Complete misuse of the English language to give a name to a poor soul that must now muddle through life with a complex.
by Dump truck December 25, 2016
I can't believe that the Super losers are protesting this...... The ignorance of these people baffles me.......I wish they would get a life.
by Dump truck February 07, 2017
by Dump truck November 05, 2016
Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
by Dump truck January 30, 2017