Dump Truck's definitions

Humpknuckle

An extremely short penis

How do you expect to please anybody with that humpknuckle?

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

Bunnyfuck

Term used by teenage boys when they desperately want to have sex with a very hot looking girl....they just want 5 minutes to put it in, wiggle, and pray to God that they can cum.

Man, that chick is so hot, I'd bunnyfuck the hell out of her!

by Dump truck November 9, 2016

Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.

The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Shitter

Dumbfuck who feels the need to put their name in the urban dictionary.

Unreal how many shitters there are in this world!

by Dump truck January 6, 2017

Democratitis

When Democrats lose an election and resort to violence thinking that they can change the outcome of the election.

Oregon has become a major hub of democratitis.

by Dump truck November 11, 2016

Curb stomp

To place someone's open mouth on a curb and stomp on the top of their head so as to break and/or separate the lower jaw from the upper jaw and breaking teeth in the process.

Johnny slept with my girl..... I'm giving him a curb stomp.

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017