Dumb_Bass's definitions

r/unpopularopinion

A sub-reddit for popular opinions.

r/unpopularopinion? What a blatant lie!

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.

Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

creepy old guy

The future winner of the 2020 American election.

Dave: Who will win the election?
Bob: The creepy old guy.
Dave: Which one?

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

2doc

A ship between 2-D and Murdoc of Gorillaz that only degenerates support. Not because it's gay, but because Murdoc is abusive towards 2-D.

Sarah: Did you read my 2doc fanfic?
Lynn: Yes, and I vomited.

by Dumb_Bass September 13, 2020

Sneak King

A Burger King video game from 2006 where you get to play as the Burger King. You sneak up on people and give them food.

Jerome: Have you played Sneak King?
Linda: What's that?
Jerome: It's a Burger King video game.
Linda: They have a video game?

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Stonetoss

When you blow chunks.

"I got food poisoning and stonetossed all night."

by Dumb_Bass September 13, 2020

Goblin Tinkerer

The little shit in Terraria who takes your weapons and makes them worse. Reforging weapons over and over is a great way to lose money.

I hate the Goblin Tinkerer.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020