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I compromised with my wife that she could decorate the house green if she gave me oral treats on an airplane toilet seat.
by Duke July 9, 2003
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Get the MTV mug.For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
by Duke July 9, 2003
Get the prom night mug.Those cutesy awful displays of affection between a couple, such as holding hands, eskimo kisses, babyish knicknames, etc.
Love buckets may be irritating and vomit inducing, but they are my way of telling others I get anal treats.
by Duke July 9, 2003
Get the love buckets mug.Noun: one of many street names for the holiest of holy, almighty peacebringer known as Marijuana
See also: wordpot wordweed wordganja
See also: wordpot wordweed wordganja
by Duke July 10, 2003
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Get the spock mug.Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.
Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
by Duke July 10, 2003
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