Definitions by Dude of Life

Hydrafail 

Fucked up to the highest degree. The highest form of FAIL. FAIL on an epic, massive scale.

The American drug policy = hydrafail.

Hydrafail by Dude of Life November 5, 2008

Bongfuck 

1: When you fuck under the influence of weed.

2: Or, alternatively, when you preform the physical act of love upon your bong.

#1: Me and Jane ripped some bong hits and bongfucked like hell.

#2: It looked like a good idea when I was high!

Bongfuck by Dude of Life October 24, 2008

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay by Dude of Life August 10, 2008

Shisha 

Canadian slang for hookah.

I can't find the bong, let's smoke the kush with a crappy shisha.

Shisha by Dude of Life August 1, 2008

Pineapple Express 

Probably the best and funniest shit ever committed on film by humanity since the dawn of history. Due to August 8, 08.

Dude #1: I can't wait to see Pineapple Express, dude
Dude #2: Why? Seth and Judd are nothing but pothead stoners with bad toilet humor!
Dude #1: *stab*.

Pineapple Express by Dude of Life July 4, 2008

Wait for it 

A sentence-enhancing phrase, used to illustrate the epicness of an object/situation/event. Recently popularised and revived by How I Met Your Mother character Barney.

Example#1: Dude, I bought some dank quality porn - wait for it- ography. Behold the ass-kickery.

Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.

Wait for it by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

Capitalistic weed 

Mass-produced weed. This means bammer weed, cultivated by ignorant drug cartels who only think about the money and don't know shit about cannabis cultivation (no seperation between females and male plants, unprefessional treatment and shitty environment, etc.).
Tagged "capitalistic" because the people who grow this shit only do it for the money, and usually mix up the weed with toxic shit to give the weed more volume (thus increasing profit for the same amount of weed). Usually found in the Middle East and England, very uncommon in North America (U.S. and Canada, land of the dank kush).

People used to sell drugs for the sole purpose turning people on to psychedelia. Now everybody wants to earn as much as possible, and don't give a twat about the smokers' health, only about their profit and bullshit. Fucking capitalistic weed.

Capitalistic weed by Dude of Life June 24, 2008