Dude of Life's definitions

Harry Anslinger

Every stoner's worst nightmare. As the first drug czar, he came up with much of the propaganda bullshit against marijuana that still exists to this day (and believed by some ignorants to be true), and single handedly bequeathed most of the Gestapo-like policies of the DEA.

Harry Anslinger is resposible for all the retarded durg policies in the United States (and probably the whole fucking world). I'm sure do glad he's fucking dead. Fuck him.

by Dude of Life April 30, 2008

Fag

British slang for a cigarette.

Brit #1: Oi, mate, let's go suck a fag.
Brit #2: OK! and then we'll smoke some cigarettes.

by Dude of Life May 28, 2008

Phishead

A devoted fan of the jam band Phish. Usualy a great person, who likes drugs, Phish and good vibes.

Phishead is to Phish what Deadhead is to the Grateful Dead.

by Dude of Life June 10, 2008

Wait for it

A sentence-enhancing phrase, used to illustrate the epicness of an object/situation/event. Recently popularised and revived by How I Met Your Mother character Barney.

Example#1: Dude, I bought some dank quality porn - wait for it- ography. Behold the ass-kickery.

Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.

by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

Capitalistic weed

Mass-produced weed. This means bammer weed, cultivated by ignorant drug cartels who only think about the money and don't know shit about cannabis cultivation (no seperation between females and male plants, unprefessional treatment and shitty environment, etc.).
Tagged "capitalistic" because the people who grow this shit only do it for the money, and usually mix up the weed with toxic shit to give the weed more volume (thus increasing profit for the same amount of weed). Usually found in the Middle East and England, very uncommon in North America (U.S. and Canada, land of the dank kush).

People used to sell drugs for the sole purpose turning people on to psychedelia. Now everybody wants to earn as much as possible, and don't give a twat about the smokers' health, only about their profit and bullshit. Fucking capitalistic weed.

by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

Pineapple Express

Probably the best and funniest shit ever committed on film by humanity since the dawn of history. Due to August 8, 08.

Dude #1: I can't wait to see Pineapple Express, dude
Dude #2: Why? Seth and Judd are nothing but pothead stoners with bad toilet humor!
Dude #1: *stab*.

by Dude of Life July 4, 2008

Shisha

Canadian slang for hookah.

I can't find the bong, let's smoke the kush with a crappy shisha.

by Dude of Life August 1, 2008