Dude's definitions
by Dude March 27, 2005
Get the Proctophobiamug. A form of forward letters that are illegal in real life, so now a bunch of idiots have begun doing it in real life.
by Dude November 25, 2003
Get the Chain Lettermug. A great excuse to lose a game -- some thing else somehow caused you to mess up, such as a butterfly flapping its wings too hard in Tokyo
by Dude September 10, 2003
Get the chaos theorymug. A G'star that walks around in his "rockports" and looks like a complete nob, with his sox tucked in his tracky b's, and his fake burberry sh!t... Smells like fags and draw and when he goes home he cries to hs mom that someone took his lunch money :)
by Dude May 27, 2004
Get the telford boymug. when 2 members of the oppostite sex meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. "ah shucks... i forgot... i need to go floss my cat"
speed dating is for wankers.
by dude January 21, 2004
Get the speed datemug. 
by dude April 5, 2003
Get the butt buddymug.