seagull administration

A form of administration in which the performer drops in, squawks, deposits a lot of shit, and flies off to new parts.
Our unesteemed boss conducted seagull administration: he liked to drop in occasionally, randomly criticize without inquiry or understanding, and then go on, never to bring up the matter again. We came to regard that as part of the on-the-job entertainment.
by Duckbutt November 27, 2005
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Hoosier Sebastianism

A belief in the imminent return of Bob Knight to Indiana University; soon to be followed by a National Championship.
Through this overly long Dark Night of the Basketball Soul, Heather was consoled by her Hoosier Sebastianism belief: soon Bob Knight would return; soon the Big Ten forces of evil would be vexed; soon the Red and White would triumph!
by Duckbutt December 28, 2003
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Flotown

Flotown now has Sunday alcohol sales and has entered the 21st century.
by Duckbutt August 02, 2005
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Yat

New Orleans native. From the local greeting, "Where ya at."
Jack could always tell the Mount Carmel charmers; they would go, "Where ya at, Man."
by Duckbutt October 15, 2004
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univac

This is an acronym for unusually nasty infection; vultures are circling.
That one has a UNIVAC; give him a Bible so he can study for the finals. He's gonna die.
by Duckbutt April 13, 2006
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An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)
Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.
by Duckbutt November 04, 2005
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Nine F-er

A medical slang expression to refer to the typical gallbladder patient: Fat, fortyish, fecund, flatulent female with foul, foaming, floating feces.
Marge was your typical nine F-er: gallbladder problem likely.
by Duckbutt August 26, 2005
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