Duckbutt's definitions

Rear Admiral

A Rear Admiral is slang for a proctologist.

"I know I'm a proctologist; and I find it disrespectful to be referred to as a bum doctor or as a Rear Admiral, unless you give me a snappy uniform."

by Duckbutt May 28, 2006

S.O.L.

A condition of amazing wretchedness or unluckiness; to be used either to describe a person's status or to tell that person bad things have happened or are about to do so. Also SOL.

You're S.O.L., Old Man. My full house beat your two pairs.

by Duckbutt September 16, 2005

Flotown

North Alabama slang for Florence, Alabama.

Flotown now has Sunday alcohol sales and has entered the 21st century.

by Duckbutt August 28, 2005

dog robber

Military slang for aides of general officers.

Bill served as General B. Fuddle's dog robber while on post.

by Duckbutt September 16, 2005

superannuated flatus

Synonym for old fart.

Too many university faculty members wind up being superannuated flatuses over time. It's pasture time for them.

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

pétomane syndrome

A minor behavior problem in which an individual, usually a preadolescent male, deliberately makes disgusting sounds for entertainment purposes. After Joseph Pujol, also known as Le Pétomane, a French entertainer.

Jonathan amused himself and his friends by making flatus-like sounds and generally manifesting the pétomane syndrome.

by Duckbutt February 10, 2006

goat rodeo

An emergency situation that goes extremely bad.

Last night we had a real goat rodeo; it's the weekend payday syndrome.

by Duckbutt April 27, 2006