New Jersey bubble bath

This refers to the results of making flatuses while taking a bath.
After dining royally on pinto beans, Hector took a New Jersey bubble bath.
by Duckbutt December 31, 2007
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WOGS

This is an abbreviation of Wrath of God Syndrome. When the powers that be, in whatever setting, become annoyed by a subordinate and make life miserable for him or her.
So you screwed up: incoming WOGS, Dude, and can be expected to be peed on from a great height!
by Duckbutt April 14, 2006
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uninstalled

A slang synonym for getting fired.
Wally had second thoughts about his making out with the boss's secretary/mistress in the copy room after he was uninstalled from the Ripoff Systems Analysis Corporation.
by Duckbutt September 26, 2005
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clusterfuck trifecta

This is the perfect storm of government, in which there is simultaneous failure of all three levels of government: local, state, and federal.
The handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans was a clusterfuck trifecta par excellence.
by Duckbutt July 26, 2006
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mushroom status

This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.
No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.
by Duckbutt September 08, 2005
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superannuated flatus

Too many university faculty members wind up being superannuated flatuses over time. It's pasture time for them.
by Duckbutt November 20, 2005
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dog robber

Military slang for aides of general officers.
Bill served as General B. Fuddle's dog robber while on post.
by Duckbutt August 23, 2005
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