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hitman: you have two choices. Have your mother burn in an eternity of hell and have 1 million dollars, or keep your mother alive and miss out on the million dollars.
average person: I WANT THE MONEY!!!
Me: "Wtf, that person brought you into this world and you're just going to kill her over pieces of paper?"
average person: I WANT THE MONEY!!!
Me: "Wtf, that person brought you into this world and you're just going to kill her over pieces of paper?"
by Dubiks November 10, 2018
Get the money mug.A stereotype autistic people are often given due to people making specific assumptions and categorizing us into one group. The truth is that the Autism spectrum consists of many different personalities and the only thing that makes us stand out is our inability to understand social situations as easily.
person: So you have Autism?
Me: Yes I’m autistic.
person: So you’re like Rain Man?
Me: What no, omg. I just have a harder time understanding social situations than most people.
person: So you’re like one of those cold hearted calculated individuals who doesn’t let emotions get to you.
Me: Omg no, we still feel the same emotions and everything. We just have a harder time with understanding different people’s motives and how to interact with them.
person: Oh I get it. You’re one of those naive individuals who gets taken advantage of easily.
Me: (facepalm)
Me: Yes I’m autistic.
person: So you’re like Rain Man?
Me: What no, omg. I just have a harder time understanding social situations than most people.
person: So you’re like one of those cold hearted calculated individuals who doesn’t let emotions get to you.
Me: Omg no, we still feel the same emotions and everything. We just have a harder time with understanding different people’s motives and how to interact with them.
person: Oh I get it. You’re one of those naive individuals who gets taken advantage of easily.
Me: (facepalm)
by Dubiks January 1, 2019
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Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition
Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.
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Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you
(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)
Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.
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Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you
(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)
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Get the Sling shot mug.By far the worst political structure throughout the history of mankind. Gives headway for powerful people to do evil and immoral acts without any consequences. Makes capitalism look humane
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