When you post a snapchat video of yourself driving in which people will either bitch at you for not focusing on the road or worry about whether you're alive or not
Me: (posts snapdrive of myself)
Friend #1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SNAP AND DRIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND DRIVE!
Friend #2: OMG are you alive, I hope you're not dead.
Friend #1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SNAP AND DRIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND DRIVE!
Friend #2: OMG are you alive, I hope you're not dead.
by Dubiks January 08, 2019

person #1: Dude did you hear that david accidentally knocked up jamie last night
person #2: Damn, he's googleplexed fucked
person #2: Damn, he's googleplexed fucked
by Dubiks February 09, 2019

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them
Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply
by Dubiks January 10, 2019

A person who spends hours and hours on UD reading and writing definitions. They often get a thrill off of posting inappropriate yet hilarious definitions for the whole world to see. Also what I have.
by Dubiks May 03, 2019

If you look at all of the racist and homophobic definition on this site then you’ll realize how non-PC this site really is.
by Dubiks December 21, 2018

A person who is a cunt to the level of fucking. One level higher than cunt, one level lower than motherfucking cunt, and two levels below thundercunt.
by Dubiks January 07, 2019
