Definitions by Dubiks

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt 

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt by Dubiks August 31, 2018

real life 

The shittiest dream you'll ever have.

*Me asleep dreaming away from real life*
Me: "I just had the worst nightmare where I was dealing with depression and everyone around me would just kill each other."
Person: "Damn, that sounds awful."
Me: "OH FUCK I'M HAVING IT AGAIN!"

real life by Dubiks August 31, 2018

psychopaths 

What most of the world is run by.

A lot of our CEO's, politicians, and bankers are psychopaths.

psychopaths by Dubiks August 31, 2018

( . )Y( . ) 

Something you can masturbate to.

( . )Y( . ) you're fucking welcome.

( . )Y( . ) by Dubiks August 29, 2018

fear 

The very thing that destroys people's destinies.

Fear is an illusion made up by the mind. Once you overcome it, you will unlock the secret to success as well as happiness.

fear by Dubiks August 29, 2018

demons 

Possibly the most satanic things a human being can come across. They are summoned from the darkest depths of hell and eventually find their way to Earth to torture human beings across the world. They're the monsters that make little voices inside your head that make you feel worthless, incompetent, hated, in-confident, and almost every other negative trait you can think of. They will make you feel like complete shit until you either figure out a way to get rid of them, or kill yourself to get away from the monstrous beings. They're nearly impossible to get rid of once inside your head and will take a tremendous amount of work to get rid of. The sooner you get rid of these demons the better, as they will often grow stronger and stronger until they literally devour your soul and spirit.

Fortunately, there are ways of getting rid of these demons for good which are called healthy coping mechanisms. However, there are also unhealthy coping mechanisms that will only work for a short amount of time and will often make the demons stronger in the long run.

Healthy Coping Mechanisms
hanging out with friends
having a hobby
writing your feelings down
working out
practicing being positive

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
looking at porn
doing drugs
drinking alcohol
cutting yourself
eating junk food

Demon: "You suck. Everyone hates you and thinks you're a fucking loser. You don't deserve to be alive and will benefit everyone if you would just end it all. Now go kill yourself like the worthless piece of shit you are!"
Me: (sigh) "Why me god, why me?"

demons by Dubiks August 28, 2018

Cuntnite

A Fortnite game that is full of cunts.

cunt online: "WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN KILL ME. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I'M GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND KICK YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NIGGER!"
Me: "Uh, why do I have to be playing Cuntnite with a bunch of cunts?”

Cuntnite by Dubiks August 28, 2018