When you post a snapchat video of yourself driving in which people will either bitch at you for not focusing on the road or worry about whether you're alive or not
Me: (posts snapdrive of myself)
Friend #1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SNAP AND DRIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND DRIVE!
Friend #2: OMG are you alive, I hope you're not dead.
Friend #1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SNAP AND DRIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND DRIVE!
Friend #2: OMG are you alive, I hope you're not dead.
by Dubiks January 08, 2019
person #1: Dude did you hear that david accidentally knocked up jamie last night
person #2: Damn, he's googleplexed fucked
person #2: Damn, he's googleplexed fucked
by Dubiks February 09, 2019
An app where underage girls pose as 20 year olds in which middle age men will end up trying to have sex with them
middle aged man: dude I just met this hot chick on Tik Tok
Me: Bruh, she’s 12
middle aged man: oh shit! Meh I’d still tap dat
Me: Bruh, she’s 12
middle aged man: oh shit! Meh I’d still tap dat
by Dubiks April 24, 2019
A person who spends hours and hours on UD reading and writing definitions. They often get a thrill off of posting inappropriate yet hilarious definitions for the whole world to see. Also what I have.
by Dubiks May 03, 2019
What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them
Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply
by Dubiks January 10, 2019
by Dubiks April 09, 2019
The most underrated swear word in the english language. This word, unlike the f word, has the power to shock even the most vulgar people. It's also a great word to use as a comeback.
Person#1: "You're such a fucking fucktard. You should fucking kill yourself you motherfucker.
Person#2: "Well, you're a cunt."
Person#1: (makes extreme gasp and runs away)
Person#2: "Well, you're a cunt."
Person#1: (makes extreme gasp and runs away)
by Dubiks August 20, 2018