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Definitions by Dubiks

adult animation 

A type of animation that's supposedly meant to be for adults but ends up catering toward edgy 12 year olds who think that over the top swearing beats cleverness when it comes to comedy. There are a few exceptions however, including South Park and Rick and Morty.
Me: "Hey, did you ever go see Sausage Party in theaters?"
friend: "Yeah, I remember seeing half the room filled with 12-year olds and the other half with parents who were forced to take them."
Me: "that's adult animation for yah."
adult animation by Dubiks November 10, 2018

homeless 

The most discriminated type of people in the United States.
homeless man: Can I have two dollars to buy some food for the day?"
man: "Sorry I don't have any cash"
(5 minutes later)
teen: "Hey man, can I borrow 5 bucks to pay for the parking meter?"
man: "Sure, here you go."
homeless by Dubiks November 10, 2018

faith in humanity 

What is lost whenever you watch the news.
faith in humanity by Dubiks November 10, 2018
Where most likely everyone will be going to after they die, depending on how strict God is with people committing sins.
(judgement day)
God: "Lets see, you said god damnit when you were 10 years old. You're going to hell."
pastor: "No please, I beg of you, my spent my whole life trying to get into heaven."
God: "Well too bad."
hell by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Climate Change 

A real fucking thing that is happening right now!
Don't listen to all of the bullshit saying that Climate Change isn't real because it fucking is.
Climate Change by Dubiks November 10, 2018
1. The cause of the 6th mass extinction in Earth's timeline
2. A detriment to pretty much every animal that has lived within the past 50,000 years.
Me: "So, how do you think of humans."
bear: "They're fucking terrible. They kill our population, take over our land, and now we have to deal with the ass smelling smog that pumps out of their moving boxes. Do you know how many animals have gone extinct because of these assholes? I mean the only animals who are actually benefiting from these fuckers are cats and dogs. They betrayed our own kind and decided to side with the humans. It's like they don't even know the damage humans are causing to the rest of their kind while they sleep in their giant cabins being manipulated with bones and yarn. And don't even get me started on those bricks they stare at all day long."
Me: "Yeah, We're pretty fucking terrible."
bear: "Yeah, you are."
humans by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

A website barely anyone ever goes on.
friend: "Hey, did your Urban Dictionary definition get any likes."
Me: "Yeah, after like two fucking months."
Urban Dictionary by Dubiks November 9, 2018